*phone rings twice*[Rick] Hello?[Lisa] Hi Rick, it's me Mona Lisa[Rick] Hey what's goin on, how you?[Lisa] You remember me right, right before ? all that?How's your moms, how's everything?[Rick] Yeah chillin chillin, she's fine, she's fine[Lisa] Oh, that's good, that's goodSo whassup witchu?[Rick] Yeah, I'm tryin to maintain, y'know[Lisa] When you gonna come out with another album?[Rick] I'ma star now, I'ma start new shit[Lisa] It's sad, you played yourself though[Rick] Yeah I'ma be on Flex album[Lisa] Tsshk, Funkmaster Flex?[Rick] Volume uhh volume three I think?[Lisa] Funkmaster Flex that be on the radio?[Rick] YEAH Funkmaster YEAHThe Funkmaster Flex that be on Hot 97[Lisa] You serious?[Rick] I'm tellin you, aight watch this[Lisa] So how it sound, it sound good?[Rick] It's aight y'know, you gotta judge for yourself and shit[Lisa] Mmmm, let me hear a little then*Mona Lisa* beat kicks in*So, dick a lot of mine, or stick toand yet to see a motherfucker shine like Rick doJust to stand beside the Don as iswill make you appear bigger than your bum ass isWell I'm feelin it, cash flow's climbinWhere? In what project asshole, find himThere there You fake Frederic hushNot the only, beneath me, degenerate CRUSHFact is, a lot of brothers wanna cap thishead, or should I say, nerve center of the rap biz(Work it out Rick!) When Rick's around ?You round piece of dog shit, gotten the point now?Burnt out, inflicted, turn out a chick quickAnd big nosed rappers, suck sperm out of Rick's dickSon, the nigga is a bumAnd this old man, he plays one..[Rick] So, what did you think of that now?[Lisa] Oh shit, okay, okay[Rick] Huh, am I it, am I still makin hits?[Lisa] I underestimated you, you the man[Rick] Thank you sweetheart that's nice, I appreciate that[Lisa] You the man nigga -- say you still with that same girl?[Rick] Yeah I'm still with here y'know[Lisa] Gonna hook up with me again?[Rick] C'mon you know I can't fuck with that..
Lyrics by Funkmaster Flex
’til The Sun 10% Dis - Foxy Brown Ante Up (Remix) - M.O.P./Busta Rhymes/Remy Martin/... Ante Up (Remix) - M.O.P.\/Busta Rhymes\/Remy Marti... Ante Up (Robbin Hoodz Theory) Ante Up (Robbing-Hoodz Theory) Ante Up [Remix] - Busta Rhymes Back to Life - Soul II Soul Back To Life (However Do You Want Me) - Soul II So... Bad Bad - Shyne Block Lockdown Block Lockdown Block Lockdown - Ludacris/Infamous 20 Block Lockdown - Ludacris\/Infamous 20 Bounce [Featuring Lady Luck/Jinx Da Juvy] Break da Law 2001 Break Da Law 2001 - Project Pat/Three 6 Mafia Call Me Drag-On Call Me Drag-On Call Me Drag-On - Drag-On Clear My Throat - DJ Kool Come Over Come Over Confrontation [Featuring Mary J. Blige] Def Jam 2000 [Featuring Fat Man Scoop] Did She Say - Jagged Edge / Jermaine Dupri Do That - Cocoa Brovaz Do You Do You - DMX Don’t Make Me Do It Duck Down Duck Down - Da Franchise Everyday & Everynight - Yvette Michelle Everyday & Everynight Everyday & Everynight - Yvette Michelle Feelin the Hate Feelin the Hate - Ja Rule & The Murderers Feelin the Hate - Ja Rule & The Murderers Fine Line Fine Line Fine Line - Saukrates Flashlight - Parliament Flex Outro - Funkmaster Flex For My Thugs [Featuring Jay-Z/Memphis Bleek/Beanie... Freestyle Freestyle - Freestyle - Akinyele Freestyle - Big Pun, Fat Joe, Terror Squad Freestyle - Boot Camp Click Freestyle - Boot Camp Clik Freestyle - Busta Rhymes Freestyle - Busta Rhymes & Flipmode Squad Freestyle - Busta Rhymes & Rampage Freestyle - Busta Rhymes & Flipmode Squad Freestyle - Busta Rhymes & Rampage Freestyle - Busy Bee Freestyle - Canibus Freestyle - Charli Baltimore & Cam'Ron Freestyle - Charli Baltimore & Cam'Ron Freestyle - Common Freestyle - Cormega Freestyle - Das EFX & PMD Freestyle - Das EFX & PMD Freestyle - DAV Freestyle - DJ Clue / Fabolous Freestyle - DJ Clue \/ Fabolous Freestyle - DMX Freestyle - Eightball Freestyle - EPMD Freestyle - Erick Sermon Freestyle - Erykah Badu Freestyle - Fat Joe & Punisher Freestyle - Fat Joe & Punisher Freestyle - Foxy Brown Freestyle - Foxy Brown & Pretty Boy Freestyle - Foxy Brown & Pretty Boy Freestyle - Fugees Freestyle - GangStarr Freestyle - Jay-Z Freestyle - Kaotic Style Freestyle - Keith Murray Freestyle - Keith Murray And Redman Freestyle - King Sun Freestyle - KRS-One Freestyle - Lil' Kim Freestyle - Lost Boyz Freestyle - Mack 10 Freestyle - Mariah Carey f/ The League Freestyle - Mary J. Blige Freestyle - Mary JBlige Freestyle - Michelob Freestyle - Missy 'Misdemeanor' Elliott Freestyle - Mobb Deep Freestyle - Mos Def Freestyle - Nas Freestyle - Notorious B.I.G. & The L.O.X. Freestyle - Notorious B.I.G. & The L.O.X. Freestyle - Puff Daddy & Mase Freestyle - Puff Daddy & Mase Freestyle - Puff Daddy And Mase Freestyle - Q-Tip Freestyle - Ras T Freestyle - Rasta T Freestyle - Redman Freestyle - Redman & Method Man Freestyle - Redman & Method Man Freestyle - Shaq and Sonja Blade Freestyle - Slick Rick Freestyle - Xzibit Get Money Get Money - Junior M.A.F.I.A. Give Up the Goods (Just Step) - Mobb Deep Good Life - Faith Evans Goodlife - Faith Evans Here We Come - Nelly Here We Go - Khadejia, Pras, Product, 'Clef Here We Go - Run DMC Hip Hop Hooray - Naughty By Nature Hip-Hop Hooray - Naughty By Nature Homie How Would You Like It How Would You Like It? - Ginuwine I Don't Care I Don't Care - Jadakiss I'm Not Feeling You - Yvette Michele I'm Not Feeling You - Yvette Michelle If I Get Locked Up [Featuring Eminem/Dr. Dre] Ill Bomb Ill Bomb [Featuring LL Cool J] Intro Intro - Dr. Dre Intro - DrDre Intro [Featuring Pain in Da Ass] Jump Around - House of Pain KRS-One Speech - KRS-One Let's Be Specific - Cool Whip Let's Be Specific - Tragedy, Raekwon, + more Live at the Tunnel Loud Hangover - Akinyele And Sadat X Love To A Diplomat Maine On Fire My Words Are Weapons - Eminem & D-12 My Words Are Weapons - Eminem & D-12 Needle Niggaz 4 Life No Joke/Follow Me - Buckshot Da B.D.I. Emcee Nobody Beats the Biz - Biz Markie Nobody Beats the Biz (Funkmaster Flex Version) O.P.P. - Naughty By Nature Okay [Featuring Redman/Erick Sermon] Outstanding - The Gap Band Peter Piper - Run-D.M.C. Prime Time - Tha Alkaholiks, Xzibit Put Your Hammer Down - Wu-Tang Clan Rising to The Top - Keni Burke Rockin It - Lil' Kim Rush Rush Rush - Lady Luck Show Down - Buckshot & Q-Tip Show Down - Buckshot & Q-Tip Smoke Street Dreamin Talkin' Shit - Veronica Webb & J.D. Talkin' Shit - Veronica Webb & J.D. That Shit - JD, A Tribe Called Quest The Needle The Trillest The Wickedest - DJ Mister Cee The Wickedest - DJ Mister Cee Featuring Notorious ... Thug Anthem 2000 - Crooklyn Clan Thug Brothers Thug Brothers - Big Punisher & Noreaga Thug Brothers - Big Punisher & Noreaga True [Featuring Method Man] Tudunn Tudunn Tudunn (Make U Jump) Uhhnnh - Bad Seed We in Here [Featuring the Ruff Ryders] What Son What What Son What - Capone-N-Noreaga Wild for the Night - Rampage Words Are Weapons Words Are Weapons Wow [Featuring Angie Martinez] Wu-Tang Cream Team Line Up - Wu-Tang Clan, Harlem ... You Will Never Find You Will Never Find - In Essence