Back in Brooklyn when I was tenAs if to prove that we were menMy friends and I would trash each others familiesWe were morons, I know that nowI let them call my mom a cowAnd somehow that measured my virilityBut one day they threw a curveThey struck a wrong nerveAnd found the shameful secret I had keptBut I took it like a manI stood my standAnd then I weptCuz when your father looks like MoeYou know, the guy from the Three StoogesLife can be so cruelAt school, I was a sitting duckBehind my back I heard Nuck nuckANd if that wasn't bad enoughSometimes they bopped my noseTo look at me you might believeMore likely, my father looked like CurlyBut no, he looked like MoeLa la la laLa la laLa la laLa laI asked my father straight out one dayWhy he chose to look that wayHis shiny, jet black hair cut like an EskimoAnd though I'd hoped his reply might beSome father-son philosophyAll he said to me was Who the heck is Moe?But I said, Dad, it's me they tease.I'm beggin' you, please...Could you wear your hair more 'normally'?And we stood there eye-to-eye, guy-to-guyAnd he said, Coitenly!Cuz when your father looks like MoeYou know, the guy from the Three StoogesLife can be so cruelBut he marched off to the barber chairHe kept his word, he cut his hairAnd you would think that then and thereI'd have been contentBut damn if that was not the yearThey signed up a replacement in the line-upSo it went---my father looked like ShempLa la la laLa la laLa la laLa la
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