Here’s a story about a bloke named JerrynGot slaughtered then got real lairynIn the club he acted absurdnThen came on to a boxers birdnSo he got knocked outnHis face swelled up like a rainbow troutnHis girl found out the truth nBut he couldn’t explain ‘cause he lost a toothnnI wanna drink drink drink smoke fuck fightnI wanna shout and screamnI wanna dienI wanna be arrested nI wanna be molested nAnd I’ve damaged my brainnNext weekend let’s do it againnnAn anecdote ‘bout a man named ClivenWasn’t one to usually drink drivenBut after all he'd been for a snack nHis local’s a bit far to walk back nA month later and he's sitting in courtnFor the two lives he cut short nMan slaughter he's convicted nFor the pain that he inflictednnnSpinning, my head is spinningnUp around around andnDown to the pubnOn to the clubnMy stomach’s turningnOh, my body’s burningnOur liquid livesnThis is how we all survivennHere's a story about a chap named Garth nDrank 4 pints in hour and a half nThough the night had just begun n’Cause his local pub was open till one nThe next morning out in the country nHung over and on the hunt henWas still drunk and pissed himself nFell off his horse and shot himself!nnSpinning, my head is spinningnUp around around andnDown to the pubnOn to the clubnMy stomach’s turningnOh, my body’s burningnOur liquid livesnThis is how we all survivennCome on drink, come on drink, come on drinknnOur liquid livesnOur liquid livesnOur liquid livesnOur liquid livesnOur liquid livesnOur liquid livesnOur liquid livesnOur liquid livesnDrink, smoke, fuck, fightnOur liquid livesnOur liquid livesnOur liquid livesnThis is how we all survivennHere's a story about a girl named Kate nGot wasted then got date raped nWhen they told the doctors she'd seennThey found no chemicals was in her bloodstream n''Well nothing malicious, but the alcohol levels were suspicious!'' nWhen asked who had hurt her nPoor old Kate couldn't remember.nnSpinning, my head is spinningnUp around around andnDown to the pubnOn to the clubnMy stomach’s turningnOh, my body’s burningnOur liquid livesnThis is how we all survivennDrink, smoke, fuck, fightnOur liquid livesnOur liquid livesnOur liquid livesnThis is how we all surviven