This is the story of minnie the moochernShe was red hot hoochie-koochernShe was the roughest, toughest frailnBut minnie had a heart as biiiig as wha-a-lenn(This is the story of minnie the moocher) nHey-heeyn(She has been described by some as a 'low-down, red hot hoochie-koocher')n(With the latest update now let's go live)nnMinnie messed around with a bloke SmokynShe loved him tough he was cokeynHe took her down to chinatownnAnd he showed her how to kick the gong aroundnnHidey-hi hidey-honTold you before that I love you sonHidey-hi hidey-honTold you before that I love you sonnShe had a dream about the King of SwedennHe gave her things that she was needin'nHe gave her a home built of gold and steelnA diamond car with platinum wheelsnnHidey-hi hidey-honTold you before that I love you sonHidey-hi hidey-honTold you before that I love you sonn(Come built your home for me, daddy)nnHe gave his townhouse and racing horsesnEach meal she ate was a dozen coursesnHad a million dollars worth of nickels and dimesnShe sat around and counted them a million timesnnHidey-hi hidey-honTold you before that I love you sonHidee-hi hidee-honTold you before that I love you soooonn(The witness Hidey...Hidey-ho)nnHidey-hidey-hi! (hidey-hidey-hi!)nHodey-hodey-hoo! (Hodey-hodey-hoo!)nHeydee-heydee-hey! (Heydee-heydee-hey!)nHidey-hidey-hi! (Hidey-hidey-hi!)nnWhoooaaaaaAh! (WhoooaaaaaAh!)nYeah yeah yeah! (Yeah yeah yeah!)nHii-hii-hii! (Hii-hii-hii!)nHidey-hidey-hi! (Hidey-hidey-hi!)nn(With the latest update now let's go livenWe have turned to witnesses who have asked to remain anonymous nBut they tell us she was the 'roughest, toughest frail'nbut they also say the minnie had a heart as big as, now get this, as big as a whale)nn(well of course I do baby)nnHidey-hi hidey-ho (Hidey-hi hidey-ho)ntold you before that I love you so (Told you before that I love you so)nHidey-hi hidey-ho (Hidey-hi hidey-ho)nTold you before that I love you so (Told you before that I love you so)nn(He took her down to china town, and he showed her how to, if I can use the parlance of the street, 'kick the gong around') n(The story now takes an international turn, we're told she had a dream about his royal highness, the King of Sweden.)n(this young woman apparantly....)nn(fade)