Mickey Avalon stripping your dad and momnRipping up the carpet you'll be sad when im gonenLong and crooked you have to book it in advancenThongs get took en when im lookin in your assnSo pass the astroglide to Dr. SlidenSadomasochistic time when i arrivenLive on VHS or Beta-maxnFade to black after i spray your ass cracknYo lick the jizz off the tip of my dicknThen push your fist pass your clit up to your wristnPinch your nipples and twist your pussy lipsnCheck out my flick, fully equipednI rip'a stripper in half with the size of my shaftnAnd try not to laugh when she cries out for dadnUsed to bruise her while she lyed in the bathnnow shes a drug abuser buying crack on the avenI grab a slut and lather her up stabbin the gut while im jabbin the cuntnin'a log cabin you'll be havin my nuts placed on your chin with two fingers in ya buttnso cut the small talk and crawl to the cockntheyre all shocked at my balls out my jock strapnhoneys flock to this any pay money for the dicknplayboy bunnies wanna star in my flicksnbut its all fun and games till someone gets hurtni found god underneath a short skirtnand judge a woman's worth through her wet t shirtnwhen i stretch these skins they say mickey that hurtsnlike giving birth to some Siamese twinsnand when im through with you, you'll find me with your friends