VERSE 1:nThey’ve killed METAL twice, but it will never really die!nIt’s kind of like a zombie or even that Jesus guy…nnSo grab your friends, some instruments and start a metal bandnJust sing about death, Egypt and wizards or rip off Ayn RandnnWe’re coming to the end of the first verse…nThen comes the breakdown, a pretty chorus and then the second verse.nnI know I just rhymed verse with versenThat’s because I’m sooo METAL, bitch, where’s your fucking purse?nnPRE-CHORUS(BREAKDOWN):nnBREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight…nBREAKDOWN!!! Don’t be scared, the chorus will make it all alrightnnCHORUS:nnMetal by numbers, 1, 2, 3nFollow these rules and you will seenCookie monster vocals or yell like a wookienMetal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIEnMetal by numbers, 1, 2, 3nTHIS IS THE GAY PART, with melodynEven a baby could do it, just give it a trynJust sound like Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I DiennSECOND VERSE:nnI have to change my voice to make me sound (gang) MAD!nIf I tried to sing clean it would make your ears (gang) SAD!nnThis is the (gang) GANG VOCAL and I’ll tell you the (gang) TRUTH!nIt’s four sweaty dudes yelling in a (gang) BOOTH!nnMusic really sucks now Posers and trendy FOOLSnBut compared to Coldplay and Nelly, EVEN SHITTY METAL RULES!nIt’s metal by numbers, it’s not arithmeticnJohn Mayer, Kelly Clarkson…they all can suck my PENIS!nnPRE-CHORUS(BREAKDOWN):nnBREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight…nBREAKDOWN!!! Don’t be scared, the chorus will make it all alrightnnCHORUS:nnMetal by numbers, 1, 2, 3nFollow these rules and you will seenCookie monster vocals or yell like a wookienMetal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIEnMetal by numbers, 1, 2, 3nTHIS IS THE GAY PART, with melodynEven a monkey could do it, just give it a trynCopy Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I DiennMOSH PART:n(BUILD UP)nHere it comes! C’mon! All Right!nARE YOU ALMOST READY??nDammit! I missed it!nn(SPOKEN) This is the mosh part! MOSH!!!nOr don’t. It’s your call. I just stand in the back and try not to get hit. Watch out for the shirtless white trash guys. They’ll punch you and they stink. And look out for the screamo kids practicing their karate kicks. Dude, you look gaytarded. Oh no. Here comes a giant Mexican - he looks really pissed. I wish everybody would put their shirts back on, it’s kind of gross. Is this part still going? Here comes the lead break…Oh, not yet. Here it comes… here it comes. GO!nnSOLO(Jon Donais)nnCHORUS:nnMetal by numbers, 1, 2, 3nFollow these rules and you will seenCookie monster vocals or yell like a wookienMetal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE!nMetal by numbers, 1, 2, 3nTHIS IS THE GAY PART, with melodynEven a retard could do it, JUST GIVE IT A TRY!nSteal from Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die nn
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