School's out, Christmas break.Home for the holidays, meatloaf and fruit cake.Off to Grandma's, it's so boring.Screaming kids, and grandpa snoring!My aunt Margret's lost her mind!Trippin on a train set, have another box of wine!!!It's gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas!I must be on Sana Clause's Shit List!The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss.Shoot, me now, I'm sick of all my relitives! (relitives, relitives!)Have a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas!Uncle Richard, He's a weirdoPassing out pictures of himself in a speedo!My cousin Ashly, her singing realy sucks!Blames it on her drummer and her acid reflex!!My brothers wife is realy hot!She pulled me in the bathroom,I hope we don't get cought!!Its gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin Christmas!I must be on Santa Clause's Shit List!!The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss!Shoot, me now! I'm sick of all my relitives!! (relitives, relitives!)Have a merry, merry, merry frickin Christmas!!We haven't even opened our presents yet,Now it's time to start....I'll fake a smile, 'cause it's going back to Walmart....(sweetie, are you ok in there?) (ohhh...)Its gonna be a merry, merry, frickin Christmas!I must be on Santa Clause's Shit List!!Shoot, me now! I'm sick of all my relitives!! (relitives, relitives!)Have a merry, merry, merry frickin Christmas!!Merry frickin Christmas!!!(I'm Santa W. Clause, and I approve this message!!)
Lyrics by Relient K
(If You Want It) (Outro) [Hidden Track] 12 Days Of Christmas 17 Magazine A Penny Loafer Saved Is A Penny A Penny Loafer Saved Is a Penny Loafer Earned A penny loafer saved, a penny loafer earned Air For Free Am I understood? Anchorage Angels We Have Heard On High Apathetic Way To Be At Least We Made It This Far Auld Lang Syne Baby Baby (Outro) Balloon Ride Be My Escape Be My Escape (Acoustic) Be My Escape [Acoustic] Be My Escape [Radio Mix][#] Be Rad Beaming Bee Your Man Benediction Between You and Me Between You and Me Bite My Tongue Boomerang Boxing Day Break Down Breakdown Breakdown [Gold Edition] Breakdown-larry The Cucumber Version Breakfast At Timpani's Breakfast At Timpani's Bummin' Bummin' C.U.R.B. Can't Complain Can't Complain Candlelight Cat Chap Stick, Chapped Lips And Things Like Chemistry Chap Stick, Chapped Lips, And Things Like Chemistr... Chap Stick, Chapped, and Things Like Chemistry Chapstick, Chaped Lips And Things Like Chemistry Chapstick, Chapped Lips and Things Like Chemistry Charles In Charge Cojack Collapsible Lung College Kids College Kids [Gold Edition] Combos And Skittles Come Right Out And Say It Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care Crazy Curl Up & Die Curl Up And Die Death bed Deathbed Deck The Halls Devastation And Reform Disaster Doctor Worm Don't Blink Don't Blink Down In Flames Down in Flames [Gold Edition] Elephant Parade Empty House Everybody Wants To Rule The World Everything Will Be Failure To Excommunicate Failure To Excomunicate Faking My Own Suicide Fallen Man Fallen Man (Acoustic) Falling Out Falling Out [Gold Edition] Five Iron Frenzy Is Either Dead Five Iron Frenzy Is Either Dead Or Five Iron Frenzy is Either Dead or Dying Five Iron Frenzy Is Either Dead or Dying (Wannabe ... Five Iron Frenzy Is Either Dead or Dying (Wannabe ... Flare Flare (Outro) Flower For Moments I Feel Faint For The Band For The Moments I Feel Faint Forget & Not Slow Down Forget And Not Slow Down Forgiven Forward Motion Forward Motion [Gold Edition] Foward Motion Fraggle Rock Fraggle Rocks Friends to the End From End To End From End to End [Gold Edition] Getting Into You Getting into You [Gold Edition] Gibberish Gibberish [Gold Edition] Girls Just Want To Have Fun Give Give Until There's Nothing Left Give Until There's Nothing Left Gloria God God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen Handel's Messiah Handel's Messiah (The Hallelujah Chorus) Handel's Messiah Handel's Messiah (The Hallelujah Chorus) Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas Heartache Hello McFly Here Comes My Girl Here I Go Here I Go (Demo) Here I Go [Demo Version] High Of 75 Hoopes I Did It Again Hoopes I Did It Again [Gold Edition] Hope For Every Fallen Man Hope For Every Fallen Man (Acoustic) Hope For Every Fallen Man [Acoustic] I Am Understood? I Celebrate The Day I Celebrate The Day- X-Mas I Don't Need A Soul I Don't Need A Soul (To Hold) I Hate Christmas Parties I Just Want You To Know I must have done something right I Need You I So Hate Consequences I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas I'm Lion-O I'm Taking You With Me I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas I'm Lion-O I'm Taking You With Me If I Could Take You Home If You Believe Me If You Want It Im getting into you In Like A Lion (Always Winter) In Love With The 80's In Love With The 80's (Pink Tux To The Prom) In Love With The 80's In Love With the Eighties In Love With The Eighties (Pink Tux To The Prom) Jefferson Aero Plane Jefferson Aeroplane Jefferson Aeroplane (Demo) Jefferson Aeroplane [Demo Version] Jefferson Airplane (demo) Jefferson, Aero Plane Jefferson, Aero Plane [Gold Edition] K Car Kick Off Kick-Off Kick-Off [Gold Edition] Less Is More Let it All Out Life After Death & Taxes Life After Death & Taxes Life After Death and Taxes Life After Death and Taxes (Failure II) Lion Wilson Local Construction Look on Up Lost Boy Maintain Conciousness Maintain Consciousness Man Manic Monday Manic monday (the bangles cover) Marigold Marilyn Manson Ate My Girlfriend May The Horse Be With You Maybe It's Maybeline Maybe It's Maybeline Maybe Its Maybeline Maybe Its Maybeline [Gold Edition] Merry Christmas, Here's To Many More Merry Christmas, Here's To Many More Merry Christmas, Heres To Many More Merry Freakin' Christmas Mood Rings More Than Useless Mountaintop Mrs. Hippopotamuses' Mrs. Hippopotamuses' Must Have Done Something Right My Cape Got Stuck In The Phone Booth My Cape Is Stuck In The Phone Booth My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend My Girlfriend my girls ex boyfriend My Girls Ex-Boyfriend My Good Friend Charles My Way Or The Highway.. My Way Or The Highway... My Way or the Highway... [Gold Edition] Nancy Drew Never Underestimate My Jesus No Reaction Nothing Without You O Holy Night Oasis Oasis (Intro) Office Love Song Operation Outro Over It Over Thinking Over Thinking (Acoustic) Over Thinking [Acoustic] Overthinking Part Of It Plead The Fifth Pleading the Fifth Poison Ivy Pressing On Pressing On (Backporch Acoustic) Pressing On [Gold Edition] Prodigal PTL Rap Track Register Runnin' Sadie Hawkins Dance Sadie Hawkins Dance [Gold Edition] Sadie Hawkins Dance(real) Sahara Santa Claus Is Thimbing To Town Santa Claus Is Thumbing To Town Santa Clause is Thumbing to town satie hawkins dance Savannah Seventeen Magazine Show & Tell Show And Tell Silent Night / Away In A Manger Silent Night \/ Away In A Manger Silent Night/ Away In A Manger Silent Night/Away In A Manger Silly Shoes (bonus track) Skittles And Combos Sleepin' Sleigh Ride Sloop John B Snake Charmer Softer To Me Softer To Me (Acoustic) Softer to Me [Acoustic] [#][*] Solar Flare Staples Staples Demo Surf Wax America Sweeter Terminals That Thing You Do That's My Jam The Ballad Of Tim Eddings The Best Thing The Calendar, The Energy (If This Is You Then Woe ... The Last, The Lost, The Least The Lining Is Silver The Living Is Silver The Office Song The One I'm Waiting For The One I'm Waiting For The Only Thing Worse Than Beating a Dead Horse is ... The Only Thing Worse Than Beating a Dead Horse Is ... The Pirates That Don't Do Anything The Pirates Who Don't Anything The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything The Rest Is Up To You The Rest Is Up to You [Gold Edition] The Scene & Herd The Scene And Herd The Stenographer The Stenographer (Demo) The Stenographer [Demo Version] The Thief The Truth The Vinyl Countdown The Vinyl Countdown The Week the Trend Therapy There Was Another Time in My Life There Was No Thief Thief This Is The End This Is The End (If You Want It) This Week The Trend Those Words Are Not Enough Those Words Are Not Enough [Gold Edition] Trademark Trademark [Gold Edition] Truth Untitled Up And Up Up and Up (Acoustic) Wake Up Call We Wish You A Merry Christmas We're Nothing Without You What Can I Do? What Have You Been Doing Lately What Have You Been Doing Lately? When I Go Down When You Were My Baby When You're Around When You're Around Where Do I Go From Here Where Do I Go From Here (Acoustic) Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet Which to Bury, Us or the Hatchet [Acoustic] Which to Bury, Us or the Hatchet? Which to Bury; Us or the Hatchet Who I Am Hates Who I've Been Who I Am Hates Who I've Been Who I Am Hates Who Live Been William Wit's All Been Done Before Wit's All Been Done Before Woodland Forest You'll Always Be My Best Friend You'll always be my friend You'll Always Be My Best Friend
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