I Wanna Rock You Hard This Christmas
The Dan Band

While the jingle bells are jinglin'nAnd the snow begins to fallnAnd my Grandma makes some gingerbread cookiesnjust across the hallnnI'm freaking 'bout what to get younAnd suddenly it occurs to menThe best Christmas present is to rock your body underneath the fuckin' tree!nnI wanna rock you hard this ChristmasnI wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joynBut have a very merry motherfucking ChristmasnI'm driving a love train down Santa Claus lanenI'm your little drummer boynnWhile the eggnog is all noggynAnd the fireplace all a-glownWhile our bodies are heatin' up in yuletide places down belownI hope you like my presentnIt was way too big to wrapnI'm gonna get naughty all over your bodynCome sit on Santa's lap!nnI wanna rock you hard this ChristmasnI wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joynBut have a very merry motherfucking ChristmasnWe're driving a love train down Santa Claus lanenI'm your little drummer boynn(C'mon!)nnWe'll be slushin' like snow angels till the morningnWe won't hear reindeer hoofin' up abovenWe won't hear Santa coming down the chimneynWe won't see he and my Grandma making hot-ass cookie lovenHe'll be here and explain and as he rides out of sight, he'll fuckin' say:nnGranny I rocked you hard this ChristmasnI filled your stocking with my candy cane of joynSo have a very merry motherfucking ChristmasnnAnd the world will start rejoicingnAnd the choir boys start to singnAnd the lords of leaping give the ladies in waitingnAnd there's five ass golden ringsnAnd the seven pipers are pipingnThe eight maids are milking in the snownAnd I'll be happy when I'm gettin' all nappy by my Christmas ho, ho, ho!nnHave a very merry motherfucking Christmas!nPeace on earth, we are the world, and frickin' kumbaya!nHave a very merry motherfucking Christmas!nDeck the halls with your Christmas balls!nFa la la la la la, FA LA LA!

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