How are you going to meet your bridenWhen she offers you her arm,nWhen she breaks into your house one nightnAnd sets off the alarm?nWill you rush to embrace her, or will you shrink and hide?nHow will you meet your bride?nYes, and how are you going to greet your wifenWhen she's standing at your door,nWhen she comes to claim your heart, your life,nYour body, and then still wants more?nWill she find you bearing flowers?nWill you greet her with a knife?nTell me how, how will you meet your wife?nYes and how are you going to meet the one,nFrom these songs you loudly sing,nWhose bullet slips into your gun,nWhose finger fits your ring?nWill the place by you be waiting,nIs your bed already occupied?nTell me how, how will you meet your bride?nTell me how are you going to greet your bridenWhen she's clawing at your rib cage, and demands to come inside?nWill you swerve to miss her, or will you collide?nTell me how, how, how will you meet your bride?