And if my cat looks scared it's because it knowsnIt won't be goin' to heaven.nOh, oh, oh, oh-oh,nNot going to heaven.nnIf you ask how many saints it takesnThe answer's eleven.nOh, oh, oh, oh-oh,nIt's gonna take eleven.nnMan, oh, man,nWhat's that guy got in his hand?nIt's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon.nIt's a coffee percolator going wheee-eeeeeeeenMe, oh, Mi-chelangelo and InWere just sittin' by the train tracks reading Kafka to the skynWith the coffee percolators going wheee-eeeeeeeennOh, oh, oh, yada-dada oh, oh, oh,nYa dee da-da-da, dee da-da-da-da-da da-da-da.nDee da da da da da.nOh, oh, oh, yada-dada oh, oh, oh,nYa dee da-da-da, dee da-da-da-da-da da-da-da.nnIf you'd like to bake me a loaf of breadnIt's got to be unleavened.nOh, oh, oh, oh-oh,nOnly unleavened.nnAnd if you'd like to eat the tomatoes in the patchnYou've got to get past old man McGrevin.nOh, oh, oh, ohnTry your luck with Mr. McGrevin.nnMan, oh, man,nWhat's that guy got in his hand?nIt's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon.nIt's a coffee percolator going wheee-eeeeeeeennWhy-oh-Winona Rider's in the skynTurning fishes into wishes like the pumpernickel pienWhile the old refrigerator's goingnBoom, chi-ca, chi-ca-chi,nBoom, chi-ca, chi-ca-chi,nBoom, chi-ca-chi-ca-chi-canBoom, chi-ca, chi-ca-chi,nBoom, chi-ca, chi-ca-chi,nBoom, chi-ca-chi-ca-chi-canBoom, chi-ca, chi-ca-chi,nBoom, chi-ca, chi-ca-chi,nBoom, chi-ca-chi-ca-chi-canBoom, chi-ca, chi-ca-chi,nBoom, chi-ca, chi-ca-chi,nBoom, chi-ca-chi-ca-chi-cannOh, oh, oh, yada-dada oh, oh, oh,nYa dee da-da-da, dee da-da-da-da-da da-da-da.nDee da da da da da.nOh, oh, oh, yada-dada oh, oh, oh,nYa dee da-da-da, dee da-da-da-da-da da-da-da.nnMan, oh, man,nWhat's that guy got-got-got in his hand?nIt's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon!nIt's a coffee, coffee, perco-lator-lator goin'-going wheeee-eeeeeeeennMe, oh, Mi-co-chelangelo and InWere just sittin' by the train tracks reading Kafka to the skynWith the old refrigeratornThen the rusty cheese graternAnd the dirty masturbator eating packs of Now & LaternWhile the coffee percolator's going wheeeeee-eeeeeeeeee