36th Chamber of U.P.Y.Ou.R.S. (U.P.Y.Ou.R.S. theme, w/ Salim from NESS only)
Ness

Salim:Bruce Campbell could totally take on Samuel L. Jackson.nJoshua: Yeah, but he can't win.nSteven: Don't be so sure.nSalim: Well, we know one man can't mess with those two.nEveryone except Gabriel: Chuck The Fuck Norris.nGabriel: MAHHHH!!!!nEduardo: What was that?nn[Chorus:]nWelcome to the 36th Chamber of U.P.Y.Ou.R.S.nDon't try to barricade; We'll break down the fuckin' doornPromise you won't be borednGoing to battle shore to shorenYou better hope they missnWhen in a fighting pit with themnOne hit and you'll be dead.nnSALIM!!!!nWho's the first man to punch a zombie in the facenLeave the undead in disgracenPress against the gaugenThe barrier of firenDesirenFor power times threenThe world's protector from evil indeednHe's got the galactic insightnThe fight insidenOf your mindnDefying the schizophrenia designednPerhaps if you had a choice to be madenYou would understand why the madman nMust stay this waynBut, it's truenThis is the man who'll save younHas no cluenOf the flawnDefies the lawnOf NaturenImmaturenSo truenThank younn[Chorus]nnFlock of seagulls in the housenwith a center stagenMotherfuckers see him, they best behavenObeynThis kid got no tolerance for younWhoever steps up to him gets sent back to the zoonBeat the clannWith a BAM!nWHAM!nAll that crapnIn a Kung-Fu stancenThat bitch'll wave the white flagnWhat makes you quit, fag?nIt's the truth of the momentnIs a two-bit cadnThen return to your seatnGets a HOO-AH! from his peepsnBut that's only when he's not counting sheepnnFuck this shitnLet's make the beaner switchnWhen Eduardo's sournHe's got the powernTo make the opponent cowernA haha too intensenThat motherfuckers shit their pantsnSee the art of warnHe shows what's in storenYour ancestors weepn‘Cause his moves are a graceful sweepnA fight move so beautifulnIt can't be realnWhat's the deal?nAlready admitting defeat?nYou ain't been beat!nGet upnStep upnNow sit the fuck back down!!!nYou made the mistake of stepping into the town!!!nHIYAH!!!!nn[Chorus]nnMotherfuckers wanna trynMotherfuckers gonna dien'Cause Josh has come to get a slice of the pienHe's eyeing that shitnPimp-smack that bitchnWatch your necknSNIKT!!!!nHe finished the job, he didnTony Montana would be proudnKnock you out in the first roundnGo downnStay downnPick you upnPOW!!!nHow'd this failure happen?nIt ain't no mysterynStraight from Area 51, He breaks theenTo piece the puzzlenShut your punkass mouthnOr we'll shove a muzzlenNever too muchnAlways to little for himnJ-O-S-HnBeing this badass is sinnn(I'm a Wampa)nWhat's that coming by?n(I'm a wampa)nWho's that looking so high?n(I'm a wampa)nBetter shut your eyes!!!!n(I'm a wampa)nOh shit, It's Gabriel, man, HIDE!!!!nPotatonTomatonZapatanTop from the battanHe was ignorednBut no morenThe comic reliefnWhen the pain comesnYou best bring your A-Game, sonnEven if, Gabe's already won!!!nThe power of OrangesnHelps decide how he farts in your facenRun back to home base...nIt's too latenYou took the baitnLike Tom and Jerry back in 1938nAnd like WHAMMY!!!!nGabriel Zapata just won a Grammy.nnAnd I'd like to thank George LucasnBruce CampbellnMr. TnSensei MessersmithnThe Backstreet BoysnAnd my mome and dad for this award!!!!nMade it!!!!!!!nMEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!nnDon'tnThis is the Union of PeoplenTrynYou Oughtta Respect, SonnTonThis is the Union of PeoplenDefynYou Oughtta Respect, Sonn[Repeat]nnThis is the final showdownnCountdownnThe seconds before total meltdownnFight fire with firenThe flames rubnEven at sub-zero temperaturenGenerations will pronounce this as the number one leaguenYou best walk awaynLive one more daynBefore it’s taken by menn[Chorus x3]nnJoshua: Is there any reason why we started rapping in the middle of a conversation about Bruce Campbell vs. Samuel L. Jackson?nEduardo: Silly Josh, of course not!nGabriel: Well, how about if we add Kurt Russell to the fight.nSalim: Don't you think The Phantom of the Opera is the gayest supervillain ever?nGabriel: OHHHHHHHH I AM THE GAYEST SUPERVILLAIN--nEduardo: Stop it, Gabriel.nSteven: How about Mr. T vs. Kurt Russell vs. Samuel L. Jackson vs. Sonic the Hedgehog?n

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