[MES is the one swearing a lot]Anyway, this guy goes Fuckin 'ell, you don' 'alf complain for an eleven year old do you?ooooohhhh-That machine is nice-Fuck off it took me ages to get that, yeah-I want that machine-Yeah what yeah right,-clean joke-Wuh-If I tell a good clean joke, can I have that?-No you fuckin can't-I want it, honest-You can't have it-There's no VUs coming up there at all. Is it supposed to have VUs on it?-No, it's not. 'S fuckin' my machine, that. Keep your hands off it.-It's your machine. It's a VU-less machine. Sure it's recording, Mark? Better turn the volume up. OK, what d'you call a guy with a spade in his head? Doug.-Jesus, that's pathetic.-What d'you call a guy who's been dead and buried for 30,000 years? Pete. (nervous laugh) Come on, then, astound me with your wit, Mark.[Cut]-Come on, rewind it, let's see what you had to say.-Erm, we've been through this before, haven't we?-Right I'll do it for the tape like all them other bands do, like we've done it once, but the cameras weren't rolling-Nah, I'm thinking of my joke actually.-So I'm reading Frank Zappa, right, it's an au- it's a biography by Frank Zappa-Right [MES totally disinterested]-And - errrr - it's 1988, I go tup to 1988 and the book is about how many things he released, when he released it-Hrrrrrrghhhhhm-How many offshoots and all this shit, and all of a sudden I'm realising, errr-More interested when you were talking about Napoleon actually
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Choc-stock Chock-stock City Dweller City Hobgoblins Classical CLEAR OFF Cloud Of Black Container Drivers Copped It COULDN'T GET AHEAD Couldn’t Get Ahead CRAIGNESS Crap Rap 2/like To Blow CRAP RAP 2\/LIKE TO BLOW Crew Filth CRUISER'S CREEK Cruisers Creek D.i.y. Meat Das Vulture Ans Ein Nutter-wain DEADBEAT DESCENDANT Deer Park Detective Instinct Devolute Dice Man DISNEY'S DREAM DEBASED DISSOLUTE SINGER Dog Is Life/jerusalem DOG IS LIFE\/JERUSALEM Don't Call Me Darling DON'T TAKE THE PIZZA Don’t Call Me Darling DR BUCK'S LETTER Dr. Faustus DRAYGO'S GUILT Draygo’s Guilt Dresden Dolls Eat Y'self Fitter Eat Y’self Fitter Ed's Babe Ed’s Babe Edinburgh Man ELF PREFIX Elves ENIGRAMMATIC DREAM Entitled Everybody But Myself EVERYTHING HURTZ Fantastic Life Feeling Numb Fiery Jack Fit And Working Again Flat of Angels Flat Of Angles Fortress Free Range FRENZ Frightened Funnel of Love Futures and Pasts FUTURES AND PASTS [l] Garden Gentlemen's Agreement GET A HOTEL Glam Racket GLAM RACKET \/ STAR GOD BOX Gramme Friday Gross Chapel - Gb Grenadiers Guest Informant GUIDE ME SOFT Gut Of The Quantifier H.O.W. Hard Life In The Country He Pep! Hexen Definitive/strife Knot HEXEN DEFINITIVE\/STRIFE KNOT Hey Luciani! HEY! MARC RILEY! Hey! Student High Tension Line Hilary Hillary Hip Priest HIT THE NORTH- V7 HIT THE NORTH, V1 HIT THE NORTH, V2 HIT THE NORTH, V3 HIT THE NORTH, V4, 5 HIT THE NORTH, V6 Hostile Hot Aftershave Bop Hot Cake Hot Runes Hotel Bloedel HOW I WROTE \ How I Wrote Elastic Man Hurricane Edward I Am Damo Suzuki I Come And Stand At Your Door I Feel Voxish I'm A Mummy I'M BOBBY pt 1 I'M BOBBY pt 2 I'M FRANK I'M GOING TO SPAIN I'm Into Cb I'M NOT SATISFIED I’m A Mummy I’m Going To Spain I’m Not Satisfied Iceland Idiot Joy Showland Immortality Impression Of J Temperance In My Area In The Park In These Times Industrial Estate Inevitable INTERLUDE\/CHILINISM Intro INTRO (in album Totale's Turns ) It's A Curse IT'S THE NEW THING! It’s A Curse IVANHOES TWO PENCE Jawbone And The Air-rifle Jingle Bell Rock Joker Hysterical Face Jungle Rock Just Step S'ways Just Step S'ways Just Waiting Kicker Conspiracy KIMBLE Kurious Orange KURIOUS ORANGE (Official version) L.A. Ladybird LADYBIRD (GREEN GRASS) Last Chance To Turn Around Last Orders Lay Of The Land Leave The Capital Leave The Capitol Levitate Lie Dream Of A Casino Soul LIE DREAM OF A CASINO SOUL (Another Version) Life Just Bounces LIFE JUST BOUNCES (another version) Light/fireworks LIGHT\/FIREWORKS Live At The Witchtrials Living Too Late Look Know Lost In Music Lucifer Over Lancashire Ludd Gang M5#1 Mark'll Sink Us Mark’ll Sink Us Marquis Cha-cha MARRIED, 2 KIDS Masquerade Medical Acceptance Gate Mere Pseud Mag Ed Mere Pseud Mag Ed - Live Version * Mess Of My Middle Class Revolt Middle Mass Mother-sister! Mr Pharmacist Music Scene Muzorewi's Daughter Muzorewi's Daughter My New House Neighborhood Of Infinity Neighbourhood Of Infinity New Big Prinz New Face In Hell New Puritan No Bulbs No Xmas For John Quays NOEL'S CHEMICAL EFFLUENCE Noel’s Chemical Effluence North West Fashion Show Oh! Brother Ol' Gang Oleana On My Own One Day OSWALD DEFENSE LAWYER OVERTURE FROM 'I AM CURIOUS ORANGE' Oxymoron PAINT WORK Papal Visit Paranoia Man In A Cheap Sh*t Room Paranoia Man In Cheap Sh*t Room PASSABLE Pat-trip Dispenser Pay Your Rates Pearl City PETTY (THIEF) LOUT Pinball Machine Pine Leaves Pittsville Direkt PLUG MYSELF IN Popcorn Double Feature Powder Keg Printhead PROLE ART THREAT [a] Prole Art Threat[A] Psycho-mafia Psykick Dance Hall PSYKICK DANCE HALL #2 -single version Psykick Dance Hall-single Version Pumpkin Head Xscapes PUT AWAY Putta Block Quartet Of Doc Shanley R. O. D. R.O.D. Rainmaster Rebellious Jukebox Repetition RETURN RIDDLER! Rollin' Danny ROLLIN' DANY Room To Live Rose Rowche Rumble SCAREBALL Seccession Man Secession Man Second Dark Age Serum Service Shake-Off Shiftwork Shoulder Pads Shoulder Pads #2 Shoulder Pads 1# SIMON, DAVE & JOHN SING HARPY Slang King Slates, Slags Etc Sleep Debt Snatches Smile So Called Dangerous So What About It? Solicitor In Studio Sons of Temperance Spectre Versus Rector Spectre Vs. Rector Spectre Vs. Rector (live At Acklam Hall Version) Spectre Vs. Rector 2 Spencer Must Die Spinetrak Spoilt Victorian Child SQUID LAW STAY AWAY (OLD WHITE TRAIN) Stephen Song Stepping Out SURMOUNT ALL OBSTACLES Symbol Of Mordgan Telephone Thing Tempo House Ten Houses Of Eve TEN POINTS Terry Waite Sez That Man The $500 Bottle Of Wine The Aphid The Ballard Of J Drummer The Book Of Lies THE CATERER THE CD IN YOUR HAND The City Never Sleeps The Coliseum The English Scheme THE HORROR IN CLAY The Joke The League Of Bald-headed Men The Legend Of Xanadu The Littlest Rebel The Man Whose Head Expanded The Mixer The Nwra The Reckoning The Steak Place The War Against Intelligence Theme from ERROR-ORRORI There's A Ghost In My House This Perfect Day THREE POINTS Time Enough At Last To Nkroachment: Yarbles Totally Wired TOTALLY WIRED (another version) Touch Sensitive TOUCH SENSITIVE (Peel session) Tuff Life Boogie Twister Two Librans Two Steps Back Two-Face! TYPEWRITER U.S. 80's 90's U.S. 80's 90's Underground Medecin Unutterable VAN PLAGUE? Various Times Victoria VILLAGE BUG VISIT OF AN AMERICAN POET v 1 Visit Of An American Poet V 2 VIXEN W.m.c. Blob 59 War What About Us WHAT YOU NEED White Lightning Who Makes The Nazis? Why Are People Grudgeful? Wings Winter Winter (hostel Maxi) Wrong Place, Right Time Yes O Yes You Haven’t Found It Yet You’re Not Up To Much Your Heart Out