I’ll be your loser for the eveningnTake your timenCan I start you off with a clever line?nAre you still making up your mind?nTake your timenCan I recommend a glass of wine?nnIs this seat taken? Do you mind?nShe’s out there crawling all over some other guynPleased to meet younI’ll be your loser for the nightnnShe’s out there somewhere making plansnAnd holding handsnWith some unsuspecting mannIt’s almost more than I can standnBut it’s truenI was getting used to feeling usednnIs this seat taken? Do you mind?nShe’s out there crawling all over some other guynPleased to meet younI’ll be your loser for the nightnnIt’s almost more than I can standnShe’s holding handsnWith some unsuspecting mannIt’s almost more than I can standnAre you alone?nYou want to wrap me up and take me home?nnIs this seat taken? Do you mind?nShe’s out there she’s out there screwing up some millionaire’s lifenPleased to meet younI’ll be your loser for the nightn nIs this seat taken? Do you mind?nShe’s out there scratching out some centerfold’s eyesnPleased to meet younI’ll be your loser for the nightn