woke up this morning feeling like i'd been run over,
my head feels like i've been going solo with a brick,
crawl to the bathroom, grab the sink, the showers running,
take's all my will power not to be sick
i dont know why i always do this to myself,
you would've thought that i'd have learned my lesson ages ago,
i dont know what the hell i got up to last night,
but if it carries on i know that i havent got long to go.
yeah im not in the best of health,
but i have done it to myself,
im not in the best of health, but i cant help that.
went to the doctors, said im coming down with something,
and im afraid that it might lead to a heart attack,
he looked me over, gave me his expert opinion, gave me two tablets and said 'Get lost and dont come back'
i know its not want you wanna hear,
but if you just lay of the beer,
then you would live to see another day,
yeah, yeah, yeah....
if this was a cartoon then this song might have a morale,
something like 'Dont you go down the same route i went'
but as it is im enjoying myself getting wasted,
until i dont then then the morale thing can go get bent,
live to see another day,
live to see another day.