I think I'm going slightly madnIt might be all the dreams I've hadnIt could be all the things I've seennAll the things I wish I'd beennI'd like to introduce younMy friend called Fred, you got one toonHe's the guy who tells you what to donHe's the one who knows better than younnI kinda find it hard to sleepnSo I try my hand at counting sheepnBut all I got was repetitionnYou can't get to sleep by doing additionnMy friend called Fred is always rightnHe gets the last word every nightnBut now that really is a painn'Cause what he says is all the samennMy imaginary friendnMany's the time I wanna kill yanKnow I shouldn't really moannBut you're always there when I wanna be alonennMy friend called Fred is never borednHe just steals what he can't affordnAnd no he never gets the blamen'Cause he just uses a false namenLook at this guy who's stood by menIt's obvious he's out his treenHe's acting like a crazy mannBut I think that's part of the plan