Literal Darksiders 2 Trailer
Toby Turner

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And there was a war in heaven
Where demon fought against angel
And angel fought against demon

In an epic pillow fight
That lasted all night
Demons couldn't get their beauty sleep
And they need it more than most
Honestly probably wouldn't help

Block a demon axe
Angel bumble bee stressed out
Axe gets pressed out
Angel takes the rest out
Golden armour sucks
The shirtless demon has a higher armour rating with his nipple ring
But its not high enough

Death's lack of a mouth
Led to depression
And he has a lot of pent up aggression
Demon take their mouths for granted

Stab them in the chest switch to two handed
Eat this with your mouth you freakin demon!
Giant robot demon smack
Cut the robot blood is black
Robot pushed the hero back
Ready for the big attack

Hero gets trapped so he gets frustrated
But he doesn't have a mouth so he can't state it
At least it gets shaded
Is that a cloud? No
Launch in slow-mo

Main guy and some tree trunks
Travel from left to right
Hit a wall! Stop!
You got a boss to fight

Never mind, holy s*** what the f***
You're screwed
Just by stepping on the ground he launched you
And if he had a mouth
He'd be screaming
But he doesn't so he needs something to take some of the
Pent up aggression out on.

He starts to now run
With his underground undead horsey
Who glows green with love
Dive onto saddle.
Ride into battle.
Horsey looks mad-dle
He has horns that'll
Impale all the demons
Kill them while he runs
They'll kill everyone
Even the trees aren't safe

The killing has begun
1, 2, 3 strikes you're dead.
Make it rain bones
Fall like the DOW Jones
That joke took me hours to write
Try to hide the green light below,
Or the giant demon will notice you are following.
And jump

Use your throw hand
Which also glows he must have suspicion
You'll probably fail this stealth mission
Who cares your freakin' Death
Kill everyone
If you stab out one eye he's half as likely to see you
Cut off his arm he's half as likely to hit you

Your wings are pointless
But that scythe is overpowered
Death should be nerf'd
Boss shakes the Earth
Stick the landing where'd his clothes go?

Now they're even
Except one has a mouth
Show off.
Someone's gonna get a double dose of death.
Darkness breaks away to reveal Darksiders 2
Death lives

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