HermannHermannHerman isn't happynHerman isn't wellnHerman is an albinonNot that you could tell.nHermannHermannHerman is dirtynHerman is coldnHerman is thirty andnWishes he was oldnBut he isn't.nHerman has a trailernOn top of it is grassnHe filled the inside up with dirtnAnd made the sides of glassnHe lets you climb the stepsnUp to the top for freenAnd look down through a little holenAbove his old TV.nBut if you want some morenYou pay to go insidenThe tent that goes around the trailernIn which Herman hides.nHerman plays pianonWhen no one is aroundnHe has an upright baby SteinwaynUnderneath the ground.