I met her once, she said I'm really fun,
I met her twice, she said I'm really nice,
Number three, well she wants to be with me,
And number four she was beating down my door,
And now I don't know what to do,
Acts normal when she's around you,
I'm counting sheep, but still I cannot sleep,
Gives me the creeps, now I'm in trouble deep,
If I leave her, she'll be chasing me with a meat cleaver,
And if I leave her, she'll be chasing me with a meat cleaver,
She's so perfect the cops will always believe her,
And if I leave her, she'll be chasing me with a meat cleaver,
We're hanging out, but not on Saturdays,
I'm freaking out, just from one look at her gaze,
Thought she was nice but she's a shocker,
I'm scared to death, I'll never watch another game of soccer,
And now I don't know what to do,
Acts normal when she's around you,
It's more than just a funny habit,
I'm outta here and I'm locking up my bunny rabbit,
If I leave her, she'll be chasing me with a meat cleaver,
And if I leave her, she'll be chasing me with a meat cleaver,
She's so perfect the cops will always believe her,
And if I leave her, she'll be chasing me with a meat cleaver,
If I leave her, she'll be chasing me with a meat cleaver,
And if I leave her, she'll be chasing me with a meat cleaver,
She's so perfect the cops will always believe her,
And if I leave her, she'll be chasing me with a meat cleaver,
Chasing me with a meat cleaver,
Chasing me with a meat cleaver,
She's so perfect the cops will always believe her,
And if I leave her, she'll be chasing me with a meat cleaver.