[Chorus:]nI'm comin' back home to younStuck to you like crazy gluenDon't want to go on living withoutnSomething left to shout aboutnWe'll play the game of love and fatenI'll be the knife and fork, and you be the plate...nnNow welcome baby to my pad of delightsnHave a drink... do you like my tights?nThis switch here'll make the lights go down lownAnd this one here makes all the bubbles gonThe water's warm, yes, a sunken tubnTonight you'll be joinin' my exclusive clubnHere now do you want to see somethin' fine?nStraight from Singapore... cost me five and ninenIt's a picture of a man and an Egyptian queennKept in the family, if you know what I meannn[Chorus ]n nNow I know you'll say my approach is directnBut don't throw out this mail before you checknWe go together like fish and finnAphrodite and Zeus, water and Gunga DinnWe'll perform here on this sacrificial slabnFor your sweet, sweet love, I'll even go back to rehabnn[Chorus]n nFor you I'll even grow a pencil thin moustachenYou can put me in chains... I'll wear that wolf masknAnd you can starve me in your basement for a couple of weeksnJust please let me squeeze one of your rosy cheeksnI want to float with you on a cumulus cloudnI want to take you far away from this maddening crowdnYou can scratch up my back with your long fingernailsnWe'll drink some weird wine and eat psychedelic snails