I play in a bandWe're the best in the landWe're big in both Chelsey & France.I play one mean guitar & then score at the barThere's a line o'chicks waitin' for their chance.So c'mon now honeyI'll make you feel prettyThese other girls mean nothin' to meLet's finsh these drinks & be gone for the night 'cuz I'm more than a handful you'll see.So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.I can bench-press a carI'm an ex-football starWith degrees from both Harvard & Yale.Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine.I've had far better sex while in jail.I designed the Sears TowerI make 2 grand an hourI cook the world's best duck flamberI take the pick of the litterGirls jockey for meI don't need these lines to get layed.So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.I'm a man of the nightA real lady's delight.See my figure was chizzled from stone.One more for the gal then I'll escort her homeCome last call I'm never alone.I've a house on the hill with a red water bedthat puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame.With girls by the pool & Italian sports carsI'm just here in this dump for the game.So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.Eh,fuck it.Who am I shitin?I'm a pitiful sightAnd I ain't all that bright.I'm definitely not chizzled from stone.I'm a cheat & a liar,No woman's desire, I'll probly die cold & alone.But just give me a chance'Cuz deep down insideI swear I got a big heart of gold.I'm a monogamous man no more one night standsCome on honey, lemme' take you home.So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.In the trousers (it was tiny!) and I only bought her one round.So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.
Lyrics by Dropkick Murphys
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