She's the King of Missouri
And she knows where you live
She's the King of Missouri
And she knows where you live
She's got it all, that's all she's got
She does not drink, she does smoke pot
She goes to bed, at early hours
She wears a grin, she never glowers
She's the King of Missouri
And she knows where you live
She's the King of Missouri
And she knows where you live
She wears it well, it's held on strong
By magic string, she wears it wrong
She reads a book, it's upside down
It's made of tin, her golden crown
All I want is to know you know the difference
'tween the man and the machine
'tween the kingdom and the queen
'tween the surface and the sheen
When in Rome, when in Rome
Pull in all your fancy things come home
She's the King of Missouri
And she knows where you live
She's the King of Missouri
And she knows where you live
She's made of light, like everyone
She likes it bright, she loves the sun
You'll find her out, inside the world
She's everything, she's just a girl