Verse One:[blam] Aww shit, another young brother hitI better go over my man's crib and get the pumpCause to the cops, shootin brothers is like playin baseballAnd they're never in a slumpI guess when they shoot up a crew, it's a grand slamAnd when it's one, it's a home runBut I'ma be ready with a wild pitchMy finger got a bad twitch, plus I'm on the switch ---- side, and step up to the batter's boxFuck red and white, I got on Black SoxBut let him shoot a person from the White SoxWhat's the call? Foul ball!Babe Ruth woulda made a good cop, but he didn'tInstead he was a bigot, dig itMy life is valuable and I protect it like a gemInstead of cops gettin me I'm goin out gettin themAnd let em cough up blood like phlegmIt's grim [blam blam] but dead is my antonymAnd legally they can't take a fallYo check it out it's just a friendly game of baseballVerse Two:R.B.I. -- real bad injuryBut don't get happy you're in jail for a centuryJust as bad as bein shot in the groinTo see who'll shoot ya, they'll flip a coinAnd watch him run for the stretchBut you don't know the man is at home waitin to make the catchSo the outfielder guns you downYou're out, off to the dugout, undergroundI know a cop that's savage, his pockets stay green like cabbageCause he has a good batting averageNo questions, just pulls out the flamer[blam] And his excuses get lamerOnce a brother tried to take a leaveBut they shot him in his face sayin he was tryin to steal a baseAnd people watch the news for coverage on the gameHmm, and got the nerve to complainThey need to get themselves a front row seatOr sink a baseline for a beatCause television just ain't designed for precision y'allIt's just a friendly game of baseballVerse Three:A kid caught on, but I don't know where the brother wentThe umpires are the governmentI guess they took him out the game, and replace himwith a pinch-hitter, in the scam he was a quitterSo the cops usually torment, I mean tournamentWin em I was sayinYou can't let the umpires, hear ya speak and battlelike the other kid you won't be playinCause they'll beat you til your ass dropA walking gun with a shell in his hand is their mascotAnd when they walk around let it be known to step lightlyThe bases are loadedMy man got out from three strikesIn the skull but the knife he was carrying was dullInstead of innings, we have endingsWhat a fine way to win thingsAnd hot-dog vendors have funSellin you the cat rat and dog on a bunAnd when you ask what is all of this called?It's just a friendly game of baseball
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