Have you ever watched the sun go down?nAnd you're thinking bout' the world spinning roundnHave you ever been high as fuck?nnYou're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourselfnAnd your dog's looking at you like you need helpnHave you ever been high as fuck?nnAnd then you feel your heart pumping really fastnAnd you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attacknHave you ever been high as fuck?nnYou close your eyes and you're on a chicken farmnThe only problem's that the chickens have human armsnYou say that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?nnYou need snacks so you walk to the corner storenBut you're scared because you think that they will know you're highnSo you walk around the block to buy some timennYou finally decide to go into the storenBut you're so high you don't know why you're there anymorenSo you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of therennYou're walking home and you're mouth is drynYou should have bought some juice and snacksnBut you were too highnnThinking 'bout ketchup chipsnAnd for some reason the game battleshipnnAnd you start thinking about how fun it was to play gamesnlike battleship when you were a kidnand how, as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselvesnso you say Guess What? I'm gonna make up a game right nownand it involves a baseball bat and a porcupinenand I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball batnbut then you don't know where to find a porcupine sonyou do a search on e-bay but people don't sell porcupines on the internetnand you say Guess what world? you've got me cornered againnI'm gonna roll another jointnnYou ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so oldnThat they weren't crispy anymore?nnHave you ever been high... as fuck?
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