Jeffrey Hill liked to cook in the kitchenWhen his mother was asleep in bedBut when she awoke and saw what he was doingHer face was filled with dreadHe had eggs on his legs, milk on the chairSugar on his nose, flour in his hairMrs Hill said I know you like cookingBut please do it when I'm awakeI'd like to be around to help with your creatingAnd avoid some of the mess you makeThings like eggs on his legs, milk on the chairSugar on his nose, flour in his hairJeffrey cooked a cake for his mother on Mother's DayIt was to be a big surpriseHe tried not to slop things all over the kitchenBut it's hard when you're only fiveHe still got eggs on his legs, milk on the chairSugar on his nose, flour in his hairEggs on his legs, milk on the chairSugar on his nose, flour in his hairHe got beans on his jeans, goo on his shoePeas on his knees, jelly on his bellySauce on the horse, fat on the catToast on the post, spaghetti on the jettyPrunes on the moon, buns on the sunOnions on his bunions, stickers on his knickersEggs on his legs, milk on the chairSugar on his nose, flour in his hairEggs on his legs, milk on the chairSugar on his nose, flour in his hair [fade]
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