Jack.n.da.weedstalk
Danja Mowf

Danja Mowf

Word Of Mowf

Jack.n.da.weedstalk

Once upon a time, I went to an orgy with Georgie Porgie


He hooked me up with Jill from the 'Ville


I found my thrill, she wasn't on the pill


Now Jack's in my grill frontin, who he gonna kill?


Nigga chill, take these beans and a-walk (uh-huh)


Plant em in New York and they'll grow into a weedstalk


He asked me, Was the chronic ?


I said, Ask them three mice, them rodents STAY nice


Hush my nigga, don't say a word


This, be the bomb if you ain't heard


If this weed don't get you lit


then we can just forget, the whole damn shhhhhh


Now Jack's goin North like Ollie


Good Golly, Miss Dolly My Baby


Now it gets crazy, Jack got a ride with Bo Peep (uh-huh)


in her Jeep, with Ba Ba, the Black Sheep


Now up North Ba Ba's got pull


He own a sess crop wit 'tree' bags full


But now he's scheamin on the weedstore


That's my word, I overheard, that nigga talk


He said, We'll be arrivin in New York soon


I'm gonna take them beans like the dish jacked the bowl


for a spoon - meet me on the ave about noon


Right on the corner, and bring Big Jack Horner


Well Jack Horner got his OWN corner (yeah)


His own avenue, crew, and a brand new crack shoe


What could that old lady do?


They got her kids servin bids


all the rest servin rock on the block {*phone rings*}


It's a call on the horn Jack!


Hey my man Simple Simon, what you wanna get high man?


Nah troop, but I got the scoop


on some magical sess beans on the scene


that's bound to intervene with the home team cream


Know what I mean?


Yeah, what's gonna happen to my crack fiends


like the Butcher, the Baker, the Crack Pipe Maker


the Pied Piper, and Peter Piper would get hyper


Little Miss Muffett couldn't puff it


And how would the Billy Goats Gruff get blowed? Oh no!


The kid's got to go, the kid's got to get it


So call Ba Ba, tell the Black Sheep I'm widdit



Yeah, well Black Sheep told Jack you know a spot


where the fiends go a lot and the weed would grow a lot


He also knew the Golden Goose, with the juice


And word to his Mother Hubbard, he could introduce


{*tires peel*} They pulled in the alley by the fence (uh-huh)


Jack bought a five, ??, and some incense


from Big Peter, the bean pie eater


And Jack Sprat, the cat who didn't eat pork fat


At the end of the alley on the corner


they met up with Big Jack Horner


I wanna see them beans, said Jack


Out came the sack, out came the gat from Horner's back


Aiyyo this little niggy's got a drug market (right)


This little niggy's got a gun (right)


This little niggy's got the most beef (right)


so you little niggies gettin done! {*automatic*}


Let's run, B. Nimble, B. Quick, Ba Ba get the sack


Let's split,


Nah we ain't splittin sh.. {*gun cocks*} BLAOW!


Aowww, quit, I'm hit


Who's the culprit?


Black Sheep then admits


It's me old man, I shot you


Point blank range with a thirty-two


With a click-clack boom-bap straight to the dome


Black Sheep, Bo Peep rollin home, hah hah!


Black Sheep laughin in the Jeep


Tellin Bo Peep bout the dough he's gonna reap


The mansions, the yachts, the cars in the garage


The weed would feed, yes indeed, livin large


But all that thinkin never thought of that Bo Peep


keep a deuce-deuce in the garter strap


Now I'm the quarterback, wanna stay alive? Take a dive


A bullet or the ground, yo I'm doin fifty-five


{Aoooooooooh!} Now Bo Peep's scattin in Manhattan


Drivin round, Broadway Chinatown


Chambers, Park Road by the World Trade


On the way to Brooklyn thinkin bout gettin paid


And how she'd have it made with the beans in the ground


Too bad she didn't look around, she woulda found


that the Brooklyn Bridge was fallin down


fallin down, her simple ass drowned {*SPLASH*}


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