I'm one of the smart ones!I got it all figured!You won't find meIn one of them broken down flats,Commanding an army of bratsNot me.You won't catch me,Bent over and ready to scrubSome grimy old ring in a tub.Not me!Got it figured,Got it planned!How's my future?Grand!You won't see meWhenever the dinner is throughWith mountains of dishes to do,Not me.That's for some dumb someone else,Not me.My Daddy used to tell meWhen I was barely three,or (Back in the old teepee,)Lay down with the dogAnd you wake up with the flea.Pick out the brave with wampum,All the rest is talk;Only a brave with wampumBuys a good tomahawk.Lovin' is like a horse race:You'll have a valued hide,If you remain a fillyOnly winners can ride.Daddy, I learned my lessonDaddy, I'm cutting looseDaddy, I'm gonna make you proudOf this papoose.I'm one of the smart ones.I got it all figured.You won't find meTied down to some boozy old slobWho's chronically out of a job,Not me!You won't catch meUncapping a bottle or beerAnd figuring Christmas is hereNot me!Got it figuredSoon or late...I'll be doing great!Great! Great, great...And when you see meHobnobbin' on top of the town,My emeralds weighin' me down,You'll cry,There goes baby!Ain't she flyin' high...
Lyrics by Liza Minnelli
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