Anthony walked to his death because he thought he'd never feel this way againIf he goes back to the house then things would go from bad to worse, what could he do?He wants to remember things exactly as he left them on that WednesdayAnd if there is something else beyond, he isn't scared becauseIt's bound to be less boring than todayIt's bound to be less boring than tomorrowHilary walked to her death because she couldn't think of anything to sayEverybody thought that she was boring, so they never listened anywayNobody was really saying anything of interest, she fell asleep She was into S&M and bible studiesNot everyone's cup of tea she would admit to meHer cup of tea, she would admit to no oneHer cup of tea, she would admit to meOh but her cup of tea, she would admit to no oneHilary went to the Catholic Church because she wanted informationThe vicar, or whatever, took her to one side and gave her confirmationSaint Theresa's calling her, the church up on the hill is looking lovelyBut it doesn't interest, the only things she wants to know is How and why and when and where to goHow and why and when and where to followHow and why and when and where to goHow and why and when and where to followBut if you are feeling sinisterGo off and see a ministerHe'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbelieverWhen she got back, her spirituality was thrown into confusionSo she got a special deal on rentingFrom the man at RediffusionLook at me! I'm on TVIt makes up for the shortcomings of being poorNow I'm in a million pieces, picked up for deliberationBy the people listening at homeBy the people watching on the tellyBy the people listening at homeBy the people watching on the tellyBut if you are feeling sinisterGo off and see a ministerChances are you'll probably feel betterIf you stayed and played with yourself
Lyrics by Belle and Sebastian
"Piazza, New York Catcher" (I Believe In) Travelin’ Light (I Believe In) Travellin' Light (My Girl's Got) MIraculous (My Girl's Got) Miraculous Techniques A Century Of Elvis A Century Of Fakers A Politician's Silence A Space Boy Dream A Summer Wasting Act of The Apostle Part 1 Act Of The Apostle Part 2 Allie Another Sunny Day Asleep on a Sunbeam Baby\ Beautiful Belle And Sebastian Belle Sebastian Beyond The Sunrise Big John Shaft Black And White Unite Blue Eyes of a Millionaire Born to Act Boys Are Back In Town Chickfactor Chord Simple Come on Sister Consuelo Consuelo Leaving Crash Crash [Exclusive Cover Version] Darling Be Home Soon Dear Catastrophe Waitress Desperation Made A Fool Of Me Dialogue - Conan, Early Letterman Dialogue Jerseys Where Its At Dialogue Mandingo Cliche Dialogue: Class Rank Dialogue: Jersey's Where It's At Dialogue: Mandingo Cliche Dialogue: Toby Dirty Dream Number 2 Dirty Dream Number Two Dog On Wheels Don't Leave the Light On Baby Dress Up In You Ease Your Feet In The Sea Electronic Renaissance Enter Sylvia Plath Et Si Je T'aime Ever Had A Little Faith? Expectations Extract from Tomorrow's People the Children of Tod... Family Tree Fiction Fiction Reprise For The Price of A Cup of Tea Freak Fuck This Shit Funny Little Frog Get Me Away from Here I'm Dying Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying Get Me Away from Here, I’m Dying Ghost of Rockschool Heaven In The Afternoon Heavin In The Afternoon Here Comes The Sun Homosapien [Dub] Hurley's Having Dreams I Can See Your Future I Could Be Dreaming I Didn't See It Coming I Didn't See It Coming [Richard X Mix] I Didn’t See It Coming (Richard X Mix) I Don't Love Anyone I Don't Want To Play Football I Fought In A War I Know Where The Summer Goes I Love My Car I Took A Long Hard Look I Want the World to Stop I'm a Cuckoo I'm Not Living in the Real World I'm Waiting For The Man I'm Waking Up to Us I’m a Cuckoo I’m A Cuckoo (Avalanches Remix) If She Wants Me If You Find Yourself Caught In Love If You're Feeling Sinister Is It Wicked Not To Care Is It Wicked Not to Care? It Could Have Been A Brilliant Career Jonathan David Judy & The Dream of Horses Judy And The Dream Of Horses Judy Is A Dick Slap Last Trip Lazy Jane Lazy Line Painter Jane Le Pastie de la Bourgeoisie Legal Man Like Dylan In The Movies Little Lou, Ugly Jack, Prophet John Loneliness of a Middle Distance Runner Long Black Scarf Lord Anthony Lost for Words, Pt3 Love On The March Marx And Engels Mary Jo Mayfly Me & The Major Me And The Major Meat And Potatoes Mornington Crescent Mr Richard Mr. Richard My Girl's Got Miraculous Technique My Girl's Got Miraculous Techniques My Wandering Days Are Over Nice Day For A Sulk Night Walk Nobody's Empire Nobody’s Empire Nothing In The Silence Ominous Cloud On the Other Ocean Orchestral Intro Paper Boat Pastie de la Bourgeoisie Perfect Couples Photo Jenny Piazza, New York Catcher Piggy in the Middle Play For Today Put The Book Back On The Shelf Rhoda Roy Walker Rude Bwoy Tug Life Savage Sea Scooby Driver Seeing Other People Seymour Stein She's Losing It Shoot The Sexual Athlete Simple Things Sleep The Clock Around Slow Graffiti Song For Sunshine Soul Vibrations Spinning Wheel Starless and Bible Black Stay Loose Step Into My Office, Baby Still Thinking of You Stop, Look And Listen Storytelling Streets of Derry String Bean Jean Suicide Girl Sukie In The Graveyard Sunday's Pretty Icons Take Your Carriage Clock And Shove It The Blues Are Still Blue The Book of You The Boy Done Wrong Again The Boy With The Arab Strap The Boy with the Arab StrapLegal Man The Cat With The Cream The Chalet Line The Chalet Lines The Eighth Station Of The Cross Kebab House The Everlasting Muse The Fox In The Snow The Gate The Life Pursuit The Loneliness Of A Middle-Distance Runner The Magic Of A Kind Word The Model The Party Line The Power Of Three The Rollercoaster Ride The Stars of Track & Field The Stars Of Track And Field The State I Am In The Wrong Girl There Magic Of A Kind Word There's Too Much Love This Is Just A Modern Rock Song To Be Myself Completely Today (This Army's for Peace) Tudo Que Voce Podia Ser Twelve Days Of Christmas Two Birds Waiting For The Moon To Rise Wandering Alone Watch the Flowers Grow We Are The Sleepyheads We Rule The School White Collar Boy Winter Wooskie Woman's Realm Women's Realm Wrapped Up In Books Wrong Love Yèkèrmo Sèw You Can Do It You Don't Send Me You Made Me Forget My Dreams You're Just a Baby Your Cover's Blown Your Cover's Blown [Miaoux Miaoux Mix] Your Cover’s Blown (Miaoux Miaoux Remix) Your Secrets