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If I Was A Jedi
Chris Duke & The Royals

If I was a Jedi,
my name would be Duke Skywalker.
And while I couldn't fly,
I'd move inanimate objects with my mind power.
If I were a famous cricket guy,
My name would be Sachin Ten-Dekers.
My team, my family,
we would excel in the death overs.

And I would rather be,
and of them than me.
The puns in my last name are a bit of fun,
but by no means a necessity.

If I was a melon,
there's no way you'd throw away the Ceeds.
Recommend planting them,
and cultivating me as a new species.
And then audio medium,
must definitely by a Cee Dee.
Too small for a record,
but not compressed enough for an mp3.

And I would rather be,
and of them than me.
The puns in my last name are a bit of fun,
but by no means a necessity.

If I were a movie or a pub,
Dukes of Hazard, Dukes of Windsor.
If I were a subway sub,
I'd be less than a six inch.
If I were a party drug,
I'd simply be known as 'D'.
But that's my father's nickname,
I wont take it,
he might get shitty.


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