I used to be a dead guy. Now I'm a fucking Jedi.
And I've got lots of news for you and I've got a long list of things to do.
I used to dwell in the present. I used to be so hesitant.
But now I've got my whole life to live and I've got all my love to give.
To all you fuckers that I hate.
Like the gift of the Magi.
You sold your soul to buy some tits. I sold my soul to grow a dick.
We got to get them in van.
But what if he resists?
Just kick him in the back of the fucking head
and put him in the back of the fucking van.
It's a miracle of science.
A list of betrayal and violence and it lives inside us all
and it lives inside her heart just like a stupid, fucking, tapeworm.
Who can we blame?
The husband divorced his wife after she cut her hair
because she was way less fuckable and that’s just unforgivable.
He moved into a condo. He hung out by the pool
but he never wore a bathing suit. He just wanted to scope out the talent.
If God doesn't like ugly. Then God doesn't like anybody.
So fuck God anyway. God is obsolete. Oh, my God thinks my jokes are funny.
There's no one to blame. People are just fucking mean.
Gift Of The Magi 2: Return Of The Magi
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2 Headed Boy (Neutral Milk Hotel cover) A Song Dedicated to the Memory of Stormy the Rabbi... All The Dead Kids American Tune Angel of Death Back Pack Bad Bad Things Bad Stuff Bang, Bang, Bang Be Afraid Of Jesus Bells And Whistles Best Friend Big Bird Black Dog Bold With Fire Brave As a Noun Buffalo Candle In the Wind (Ben's Song) Children of God Cigarette Coffin Dance Coffin Dancer Daddy Darkest Heart Darling, I Love You David J is a Sickness Deathlessness Deep Dark Basement Deep Dark Basement (Spacejam Dub) Dipping Things In Stuff Distance Do, Re, and Me Drink Another Beer Dylan Cook's Theme Song Evil Fly My Ass Forest Fire Fortune Teller Fortune Teller (Kepi Ghoulie) Free Bird Fucc The Devil Fuck White People Fwp Getting Naked, Playing with Guns God Made Dirt Growing Up Guilt: the Song Hate & Kill Hate Song For Brains Hate Stick Hard Party Part 2 Hate, Rain On Me Heartilation Human Kittens I Am the Knife Man I Wanna Rock Out in my Dreams I'm Going to Love My Children If Jeff Swiney Had a Hammer If You Have Love In Your Heart Inner City Basehead History Teacher Jesus Jesus Saves Joe Arpaio Is a Punk Kazoo Sonata In Cmaj Kokopelli Face Tattoo Lady Killer Lady Liberty Ladykiller Let Us Get Murdered Let's Get Murdered Linda Ronstadt Little Brother Lookin' For a Love Love In the Time of Human Papillomavirus Love Song Love Will F**k Us Apart Lucky Strike Murderer My Lifestyle Determines My Deathstyle No Mas Tears No More Tears No One Olde(y) Tyme(y) Pacific to Be Specific People People II 2: Still Peoplin? People II 2: Still Peoplin' People II: The Reckoning People II/ Stormy Personal Personal Space Invader Power Plant Powerplant Randall's House Randy's House Real Suck Cess Rejoice S.O.S. Sad Songs Scenesters Self Esteem Sense, Sensibility Skate Park Skipping Stone Smokin' So Mad At You Sorry Bro Still Smokin' Suck Cess Survival Survival Song Temple Grandin Temple Grandin Too The Freedom Tickler The Michael Jordan Of Drunk Driving This Is Not a War Truckers Are the Blood Una Mas Cerveza Por Favor Unicron We Didn't Come Here to Rock White Face, Black Eyes Who Are You? You Don't Deserve Yourself Ziggy Stardust Zombie Zombie By The Cranberries By Andrew Jackson Jihad
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