Brain
I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
My thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
______________________________
Heart
When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had heart.
I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental
Regarding Love and Art.
I'd be friends with the sparrows...
And the boys who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart.
Picture me - a balcony. Above a voice sings low.
Wherefore art thou, Romeo? I hear a beat....
How sweet.
Just to register emotion, jealousy - devotion,
And really feel the part.
I could stay young and chipper
And I'd lock it with a zipper,
If I only had a heart.
_____________________________
The Nerve
Yeh, it's sad, believe me, Missy,
When you're born to be a sissy
Without the vim and verve.
But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mou-ess
If I only had the nerve.
I'm afraid there's no denyin' I'm just a dandelion,
A fate I don't deserve.
I'd be brave as a blizzard....
I'd be gentle as a lizard....
I'd be clever as a gizzard....
If the Wizard is a Wizard who will serve.
Then I'm sure to get a brain, a heart, a home, the nerve!
If I Only Had A Brain/Heart/Nerve
Wizard Of Oz
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As Coroner, I Must Aver As Mayor of the Munchkin City Come Out, Come Out Courage Dialogues Dialogues (twist) Dialogues (wizard) Ding Dong The Wicked Witch Is Dead Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead (reprise) Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead! Ding-Dong! Emerald City Final Dialogues (home Sweet Home) Follow The Yellow Brick Road Follow the Yellow Brick Road\/You're off to See th... If I Only Had A Brain If I Only Had A Brain\/Heart\/Nerve If I Only Had A Heart If I Only Had A Nerve If I Were King Of The Forest If I Were The King Of The Forest It Really Was No Miracle Lullaby League/lollypop Guild Lullaby League\/lollypop Guild Merry Old Land Of Oz Munchkin Land Munchkinland Optimistic Voices Over The Rainbow Somewhere Over The Rainbow The Jitterbug The Lollipop Guild The Lullaby League The Munchkin Land Song We Thank You Very Sweetly We Welcome You to Munchkinland We're Off To See The Wizard We're Off To See The Wizard Were Off To See The Wizard (reprise #1) Were Off To See The Wizard (reprise #2)
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