Narrator: Once upon a time there lived a King,Like other kings, he had a really neat castleTo live in, and a lovely little kingdom to rule,But unlike other kings this king spent mostOf his time in the bathtub.King George (Larry): Some kings love horses,And some kings love cattle.Some kings love leadingTheir troops into battle.But me, I'm not like that,I find that stuff..... Yucky.I'd much rather stayIn my tub with my ducky!Because I love my duck!Louis (Bob): Sir, if I could have a minuteKing George: Love my duck!Louis: There are some thingsWe must discuss!King George: I love my duck!Louis: See there's a warAnd well, we're in it!King George: Love my duck!Louis: Though I don't meanTo make a fuss......King George: Then don't. Sing with me Louis.Louis: Huh? .... Oh... Ok. Ahem,Because he loves his duck!King George: And that is why I can't be bothered...Louis: Loves his duck!King George: With the particulars of warLouis: He Loves his duck!King George: 'Cause quite unlikeMy dear old father.Louis: Loves his duck!King George: I find it all a bore!Now concentrate dear Louis,And I think you will agree.The most important personIn the whole wide world is....... Me!So please don't drag me downWith all the people and their troubles.Go run some water in my tub toFreshen up my bubbles!Louis: Oh boy!King George: Because I love my duck!Louis: I don't know why I even bother...........King George: Love my duck!Louis: You just can't reason with this guy.Both: Because I (he) Love(s) my (his) duck!Louis: It's time to face the facts -I think we're all a little stuckKing George: So let the army run amock!Louis: I fear the kingdom's out of luck -Both: Because I (he) Love(s) my (his) duck!Louis: Yes, undoubltedly we're stuckKing George: So let the army run amockLouis: Oh boy, we're really out of luck!King George: Because I love my............... Hey what's that?........... Give me a quarter.Thomas (Junior Asparagus): Because I love my duck,You're always there to make me smile.I love my duck,You're my very favorite toyHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBecause I love........ My........ Duck!King George: It's beautiful.... I want it.Louis: What?......... The house?King George: No, the ducky!Louis: Oh... Uh.. But you already have a ducky.King George: what are you saying? That I shouldn't have whatever I want?Louis: Well.........King George: I must have it, I must get it, You must go and get it for me!If you want me to be happy, then you'll show me you adore me.Don't rest another minute till it's sitting here before me, If you wannaDo your best, I would suggest you go and bring me back that duck!Louis: But sir, if I could just jog your memory, you already have quite a few duckies.King George: Those are yesterdays duckies.Louis: Huh? Wh-what these are perfectly god duckies, why most of your loyalSubjects would love to have even one ducky this nice.King George: I don't like these, Idon't need these, I don't wan these any longer.My affection for those duckies isn't getting any stronger. Just say I can't have what I wantYou couldn't be more wronger, don't ask me to explain, there will be pain if you don'tGo and get that duck!.................... Our conversation is over.
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