If I ever get happy, my songs will start to sucknBut if I ever get happy, I won't give a fucknn[Chorus]nI just called to say I love younLet's dance, cause I'm not superstitiousnI just called to say I love younLet's dance, it's Friday, I'm in lovennIf I could buy an islandnIf I would try being boringnI would write songs with words likenBeautiful and morningnn[Chorus]nnIt's ironic, don't you think?nHow success can make you stinknIt's ironic, don't you think?nSuccess can make you stinknnIf I ever get happy, my songs will start to sucknBut if I ever get happy, I won't give a fucknFucknn[Chorus]n