Hermaphrodite
Bob Ricci

[Parody of Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down]


I took a walk around the block to ease my troubled mind

It seems I fell in love and well I guess she's quite a find

There's just one problem and I don't mean to be rude

But I think my woman is a dude


My baby's gender is ambiguous to me

And I've seen the Springer show

J just way too much to be at ease

Is she man or woman, a rooster or a hen?

Is she a Barbie or is she a Ken?


I may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a man

Say what's your name again?

Samantha or did you say it's Sam?

I can't tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite


You call me weird, you call me freak

Cause my girl's genetically unique

But I take advantage of the things that we hold common to

She watches sports and works on cars


She even programs VCRs

Don't tick her off cause she can bench 300 pounds


I may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a man

I'd give a million bucks to find out if she sits or she stands

I can't tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite


I may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a man

Please tell me does she have testosterone or estrogen glands

I can't tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite

Yeah


I may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a man

Should I risk finding out or run away as fast as I can?

I can't tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite


She's a dude

She's a dude

She's a dude


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