I went to see the doctor, cause I had a pain or twonHe said don't be a sissy boy, there is nothing wrong with younThis world is full of heartache, just be brave and see it throughnJust get back to work you little jerk, I've had enough of younnHe looked alot like Tiger WilliamsnHe was brave and strong and truenBut if you tried to cross himnHe would put a hurt on younnI was driving down the freeway, doing 95 or sonWhen a traffic cop crawled up my ass and pulled me off the roadnHe said around here I am King, so your speeding days are throughnIf you break the rules again, my friend, I will throw the book at younnHe looked alot like Tiger WilliamsnHe was brave and strong and truenBut if you tried to cross himnHe would put a hurt on youn nIf there is a God above, I know that he must benThe kind of guy who's tough enough to deal with punks like menHe won't take no excuses, he'll be tough but he'll be fairnAnd when I go to my reward, I hope to see him therennI'll bet he looks like Tiger WilliamsnHe'll be brave and strong and truenBut if you try to cross himnHe will put a hurt on you