I met a guy last night and girl I felt the earth movenIf you'd a been there I swear you would've felt it tonBut I spilled red wine on his red shirtnI stuttered and stumbled over all my wordsnnCause he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazynAnd oh my god that smile of his just slays menYeah I love him, wanna have his babiesnThe only problem is he hates mennI thought I'd make things better so I asked if he'd like to dancenIf we could get a little closer I thought might have a chancenThen my ex walked in and a fight broke outnSo much for a kiss with his busted up mouthnnBut he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazynAnd oh my god that smile of his just slays menYeah I love him, wanna have his babiesnThe only problem is he hates mennWe could be honeymooning' south of the bordernIf he'd just drop that restraining ordernnCause he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazynAnd oh my god that smile of his just slays menYeah I love him, wanna have his babiesnThe only problem is he hates me