At the Proper Name Spelling Bee, everyone losesnYou can’t spell Vermont, you can't spell Massachusettsn'Cause that was the name of a gift the judge wants to receivenTwo dogs when he was threennF-U-R-M-O-N-TnnAnd tea was brewed, doughnuts were friednThe refreshment table prepared when we arrivednTo find a show for us to playnOn an epic SaturdaynnThe judge briefly explained: here's the plannYou can take your tiny hand,nIntermission is at 2:45 and play till threenAt the Proper Name Spelling BeennAt the Pollyville library, meetings begannThe first five contestants got out almost instantly andnThe six lost for not spelling James with a GnThe tears wiped on his sleeve were well beyondnnBelieve what you want but I saw it that daynThe last girl in line dropped down and began to praynFor a way to exit out of the mess and be spared from the restnAt least that's what I guessednnOne by one, the children's turns were donenAn event that should be fun was turned to miserynAt the Proper Name Spelling BeennP-R-O-P-E-R-N-A-M-E-S-P-E-L-L-I-N-G-B-E-EnP-R-O-P-E-R-N-A-M-E-S-P-E-L-L-I-N-G-B-E-EnnAnd as the band began to playnI knew that things were not okaynThe looks upon the childrens' facenWere emptier than outer spacennAnd as the band began to playnI knew that things were not okaynThe looks upon the childrens' facenWere emptier than outer spacennThe Proper Name Spelling Bee was only a scamnThe cops busted in and they shouted Up with your hands!nTonight it ends, your crime spreenWe had been deceived, so we began to screamnThe worst obscenities at the Proper Name Spelling Bee