If I had a parrot, I'd teach that bird to speak*He'd say: Polly, why's the cracker in the White House not impeached?He'd say: Makeup makes you ugly, and TV makes you dumbAnd people don't kill people, but they give the assholes gunsYes, if I had a parrot, he'd probably land in jailFor saying what I'm thinking and for showing too much tailHe'd speak the world in mirrors, cause that's just what parrots doAnd I'd just shrug my shoulders with the Guilty By Association BluesIf I had an elephant, I'd teach him how to danceCause there's places you can only get if your elephant can danceLike palaces and country clubs and boardrooms full of menWho throw their weight around as though their pleasure was a planYes, if I had an elephant, he'd Dosey-Doe through doorsHe'd Can-Can past the Don't Disturbs and the point of no reformsHe'd do the Tarantella til the gates were trampled throughAnd I'd just waltz right by and hum the Guilty By Association BluesYes, and if I had a pig, I'd teach that pig to countCause it's money that rolls around in mud and hogs that rule the houseBut I figure if my pig could root beneath the bottom lineThen we'd both get high on truffles and on dandelion wineYes, if my pig could learn to count the beans inside the jarOr make up fancy numbers that look likely from afarHe'd bring us home the bacon like an honest pig'll doAnd I'll be fat and happy with the Guilty By Association Blues
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