Oh dear, that didn't go so wellnSo what you gonna do now?nEverybody heard your blood-curdling yellnWhat was that you said? Death to the - ow!?nDear me, you thought by now you'd benWith 72 virgins taking turnsnBut here you are in hospital with 72 armed guardsnAnd 72% burnsnOh no, that's not how it was meant to gonAnd such future as you've got looks pretty grimnLook on the bright side, you gave us all a laughnHey Al-Qaeda have you got any more like him?