You're helpless and hopelessnYou want to help out the homelessnBut you've got problemsnYou're selfish and worthlessnAnd you have no fucking purposenYou're a cancer causing, cancer having slobnWhoa, Who-oa, WhoannThere are morals that conflict with oralsnThat conflict with anals, that believe in angelsnAngels are hating on younGood is the absence of evilnAnd evil is the absence of goodnThere is an axis of evil rolling into this neighborhoodnWith the sound of gun shotsnBang! Bang! Bang!nWhoa, Whoa, WhoannIt was then that I found I am vampirenI have fangs fucking 15 inches longnAnd the sanguinary sweetness of stealing someones bloodnFeels so good I am compelled to sing this songnAt night when I retire to my coffin, to sleep for a hundred years or morenAll you people that I know will have died long ago and your children will have died 10 years beforenWhoa, Whoa, Whoa