Do you need a job?nYou've surely got so much stuff to pay for.nYou've got so much stuff you need.niPods and McGriddles do not grow on trees.nI think you might need a job, if you don't have one already.nYou've surely got so much stuff you have to have.n(gasoline, red bull, electricity, and cable TV)nnWill you work for $6 an hour?nNo fucking way! Fuck you!nHow about $40 a day?nNo fucking way!n75 cents per bushel?nNo fucking way!nWill you relocate?nAre you fucking crazy? That's not enough!nThat's not enough?nThat's not enough!nThat's not enough?nnHow about you pay me instead.nPay me two thousand dollars.nSo, I can drop you off in the middle of the desert at night.nIt's not as bad as it sounds; just bring some bottles of water with you.nYou'll be just fine if you find a town before the sun comes up.nYou'll be just fine.nnAre you a strong swimmer?nDo you work well in the heat?nHow strong is your back?nDo you know how to use a sod-cutter?nnYou say you don't want my job, but how easily the tables may turn,nwhen the birth right of privilege is not on your side.