I Don't Have A Job
The Majestic Twelve

Monday morning, no storm warningnHop into the boat we bring our water stuff and beernJump a wave or two and thennWaterbomb some fishermennRaise up the pirate flag, hit 'em where it hurtsnEat crustaceans, greet some HaitiansnOverrun an oil rig, it's really big, and now it's ours!nWe got our own country now, who cares about the Dow?nWe're printing our own money, we got everything we neednnAnd I don't have a jobnI just drink beer and play guitarnSo don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songsn'Cause I don't have a jobnnNext day, Tuesday, think I wanna snooze daynBut Alex and Joey have a better ideanCamcorder living large, batteries are fully chargednTime to make a movie so we call up all our friendsnFake blood, costumes, naked butts and air balloonsnSanta Claus, Gumby, we shoot it downtownnTwinkledoon'll edit it, fix a drink and soon forgetnJagermeister, Jagermeister, Jagermeister, Yeah!nnI don't have a jobnI just drink beer and play guitarnSo don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songsn'Cause I don't have a jobnnWednesday, can't slip, hump day road tripnPile into our cars and go investigate the worldnMisdemeanors on the run, fireworks and bubblegumnWe don't need an interstatenIt's backroads all the waynLook for future spouses, cool abandoned housesnEat a picnic, climb a tree, feed some ducksnAlways travel randomly, never know what we might seenBuy a map to figure out just where the hell we arennAnd I don't have a jobnI just drink beer and play guitarnSo don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songsn'Cause I don't have a jobnI don't have a jobnI just drink beer and play guitarnI'm 100 proof and my old roofnCan withstand these hurricane blowsnAny rain and thunder that I'm under'snOnly gonna wet my clothesnI dance and smile and all the whilenWatch my garden as she growsnHell yeah, I don't have a job


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