Geoffrey's got a nice new suit, he bought it yesterdaynTen pounds in an Oxfam shop near Hammersmith BroadwaynAll the kids admire him, Geoffrey is the facenGeoffrey is that kind of guynWho always gets away with that sort of thingsnnGeoffrey shops at Safeways, it's got everything he wantsnHe fills up his pockets with baked beans and blancmangenAnd all the girls at the tills smile at GeoffreynHe's that kind of guynWho gets away with that sort of thingsnnJust like Geoffrey IngramnGeoffrey always gets home as it starts to rainnnMe an Geoff got to a Jam gig, we got there too latenThe Marquee was sold out and it was only five past eightnBut Geoffrey got us on the guest list please don't ask me hownGeoffrey is that kind of guynWho always gets away with that sort of thingsnnGeoffrey gets away with that sort of things