Last night, nI crawled out back of my bedroom window and I felt my neck crack, nSo I let all my sins go to hell nAnd I kept on running like the wind blows.nnI ran into a girl who had no face, just a large hole. nShe said the snowman she had made tore out her brain and took her soul. nShe said her parents wouldn’t have her and she couldn’t go to school, nBecause the children filled her skull with Black and Decker power tools.nnSo, I ran into a factory where frowns were being built. nI turned the machines upside-down and made a smile for the girl. nI handed it to her and she kissed me on the cheek. nMy face was stained with blood for the remainder of the week.nnShe told me that she loved me, nSo I got down on one knee.nWe were married the next day in the smile factory. nAll the workers started crying tears of joy and tears of gladness, nThen we all exchanged high fives as we rode into the sunset.