There once was a man
An evil, evil man
Who lived his life in evil, evil ways
In a big crooked house
Circled by big crooked trees
There he savored all his evil deeds
You see I'm good he cried
So very deep inside
Deep down inside I’m good
I just keep my good side
Buried deep within my hide
So I enjoy my evil, evil ways
This morning on a snowy street
A starving man fed his mutt
And our hero felt a twinge within his heart
And that beggar on the street
Felt a gnawing in his gut
But our hero had the sense to soon depart
You see I'm good he cried
So very deep inside
Deep down inside I’m good
I just keep my good side
Buried deep within my hide
So I enjoy my evil, evil ways
Toasted his own health
Just last Tuesday night
For feeling a very real regret
For his new investment: a factory and it makes
Dog food out of orphans long lost pets
You see I'm good he cried
So very deep inside
Deep down inside I’m good
I just keep my good side
Buried deep within my hide
So I enjoy my evil, evil ways
There once was a man
An evil, evil man
Who lived his life in evil, evil ways
In a big crooked house
Circled by big crooked trees