The first letter I wrote you was way too longnWay too crazy, way too scary, way too sadnThe second one I wrote you was way too shortnJust said, I love you, baby. Please come back.nThe third one that I wrote you was right down the middlenSomehow it didn't quite sum it all up.nThe fourth one that I wrote you, I did the best that I could donWe both know that was never enough.nnI had nothing nice to say,nI said it anyway.nSomehow it made me feel better.nOh, but in the end, I guess,nIt was probably for the bestnThat I never sent you those letters.nnnThe fifth one that I wrote you was one big, long jokenYou probably wouldn't think was very funnynThe sixth one that I wrote you was a strictly business notenRequesting you pay me back that last two months rent moneynThe seventh one was magic, it was totally romanticnit would have made your little boxer shorts meltnBut the eighth time that I tried, I swear I couldn't even write.nI just curled up and cried all by myselfnnI had nothing nice to say,nI said it anyway.nSomehow it made me feel better.nOh, but in the end, I guess,nit was probably for the bestnThat I never sent you those letters.