Man: Oooh
Woman: La la la
Man: You're not mine
Woman: I'm not yours
Man: That is fine
Woman: We're divorced
Man: Oooh
Woman: La la la
Man: I go out
Woman: Every night
Man: I make out
Woman: In moonlight
Man: I am now
Woman: Single and free
Man: Finally allowed
Woman: To be me
Man: Decorate
Woman: How I want
Man: It looks great
Woman: It doesn't
Man: Oooh
Woman: La la la
Man: More complaints?
Woman: Oh, shut up!
Man: F you taint!
Woman: Go grow up!
Man: Kick your ass
Woman: Like to see you try
(Fight sequence)
Man: Broken glass
Woman: Please don't die
D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Woman: La la la