-Hi, you've reached Tim Lambesis , I'm not here right now , so leave me a message (beep)-Hello there, how are you? I was just thinking about double brutal and realized , we need to get started writing songs now! Come meet me at the graphic arts classroom so we can practice!-Wait, wait, wait! Hello? Hello? Who is this? You are not the real Arnold! I am the real Arnold!-No you're not! You're my clone, running around, trying to be me!-Of course I'm the real Arnold you idiot! I'm at Tim's couch standing right next to a Maria answer the phone... I know you! I ... Mr Funny Guy with your jokes and all that about the Gummy Bear of Candycornia and working out, and ... ,well it's not funny anymore!-That's what any good clone would say! Prove it! You sound like an old man!-Of course I sound older than you, you idiot! I am 62 years old and totally angry! Ah, you sound like me when I was 18. I see Tim standing right over there, you know, that girly man, with his long hair and colorful tattoos, right? Ha-ha-ha... Exactly!-There's only room for one! And I'm the real Arnold!-Stop it! Neeeeeaaaah! I will crush you!-You are nothing!-I will burn your eyes out with my stogie you idiot!-You flinching choir boy
Lyrics by Austrian Death Machine
Allow Me To Break The Ice Broo-Tall Song Idea Chill Out Dickwad Come On Cohaagen, Give Deez People Ehyar Come On, Do It, Do It, Come On, Come On, Kill Me, ... Come With Me If You Want To Live Conan, What Is Best In Life? Consider Dat a Divorce Crom, Grant Me One Request Get To The Choppa Gotta Go Gotta Go (Agnostic Front Cover) Hell Bent For Leather Hell Bent For Leather (Judas Priest Cover) Hello California Here Is Subzero, Now Plain Zero Hey Cookie Monster, Nothing Is As Brutal As Neaahh... I Am A Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over (Me... I am a Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over Met... I Eat Green Berets for Breakfast I Hope That You Leave Enough Room for My Fist I Know Now Why Your Cry I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, And Your Motorcyc... I Turned Into A Martian I Turned Into A Martian (Misfits Cover) I'll Be Back I'm Not A Pervert If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It Intro To The Intro Iron Fist Iron Fist (Motorhead Cover) It's Not A Tumor It's Simple, If It Jiggles It's Fat It's Turbo Time It\'s Not A Tumor Jingle Bells Killing Is My Business? And Business Is Good Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good! (M... Let Off Some Steam Bennett Not So Hidden Track Prepare to Be Conquered Pumping and Humping Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers Screw You (Benny) Screw You Benny See You At The Party Richter So Far, So Good, So Let's Talk About It Tactically Dangerous - Cannibal Commando Time Travel: The Metallica Conspiracy Trapped Under Ice Trapped Under Ice (Metalica Cover) What It's Like To Be A Singer At Band Practice Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do? Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies? Who Writes The Songs? Why? You Have Just Been Erased You Lack Discipline (There Is No Bathroom)