She showed up at my house at half past ninenIn a low-cut dress with a bottle of winenShe said this will be a night you won't forgetnnShe poured us some drinks to get us into the moodnI reached for the lights, she reached for my tunesnShe pulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and saidnnDon't touch my WillienI don't know you that wellnHelp yourself to some Haggard or some JonesnHell, or anybody elsenI don't know what you heardnI ain't that kind of guynYeah so don't touch my Willie,nWe'll get a long just finennShe said she never met a man like me in her lifenWho wouldn't share his Willie on the very first nightnI said it's nothing personal, don't take it so hardnnI don't pull out my Willie for just anyonenThere's a lot of other records that you can choose fromnSo let me make myself clear before you go too farnnDon't touch my WillienI don't know you that wellnHelp yourself to some Haggard or some JonesnHell, or anybody elsenI don't know what you heardnI ain't that kind of guynYeah so don't touch my Willie,nWe'll get a long just finennKeep your hands off my Willie,nWe'll get along just fine