I asked her what she wanted this year for our anniversarynShe thought about it long and hard and then she said to menI?d really like a divorce, think I've finally had enoughnI said, Honey, I wasn't planning on spending quite that muchnnWell, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her gonI just can't seem to say goodbye to half of everything I ownnWell, I am damned if I do and I am damned if I don'tnYa, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her gonnShe handed me some papers that she wanted me to signnShe pulled out a pen and pointed at that dotted linenIt's not the thought of losing her that really breaks my heartnYou see I'm in love with all my stuff and that's the hardest partnnWell, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her gonI just can't seem to say goodbye to half of everything I ownnWell, I am damned if I do and I am damned if I don'tnWell, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her gonnI started thinking about it, adding it upnThe house, the boat, the car, the trucknWhen I see my attorney gonna kick his buttnFor talking me out of that damn prenupnnWell, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her gonI just can't seem to say goodbye to half of everything I ownnWell, I am damned if I do and I am damned if I don'tnWell, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her gonAin't gonna let her go