Don't put your finger up your nose'Cause your nose knows, it's not the place it goesYou can sniffle, you can sneeze but I'm askin' you, pleaseDon't put your finger up your noseDon't stick your finger up your ear'Cause then your ear will find it hard to hearYou can thump it an you can tug it but please, don't plug itDon't stick your finger up your earDon't put your finger up your nose'Cause your nose knows, it's not the place it goesYou can sniffle, you can sneeze but I'm askin' you, pleaseDon't put your finger up your noseDon't put your finger in your eyeIt's not a thing you think you gotta tryYou can blink it you can wink it but I don't think itWould be good to put your finger in your eyeDon't put your finger up your nose'Cause your nose knows, it's not the place it goesYou can sniffle, you can sneeze but I'm askin' you, pleaseDon't put your finger up your noseDon't stick your finger down your throat'Cause that'd just make you start to chokeThen up will come your dinner, an' you'll start to look much thinnerDon't stick your finger down your throatDon't put your finger up your nose'Cause your nose knows, it's not the place it goesYou can sniffle, you can sneeze but I'm askin' you, pleaseDon't put your finger up your noseDon't put your finger up your nose'Cause your nose knows, it's not the place it goesYou can sniffle, you can sneeze but I'm askin' you, pleaseDon't put your finger up your noseAt least not in front of me
Lyrics by Barry Louis Polisar
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